FishinCricket Posted December 16, 2010 Posted December 16, 2010 Like many of you, I am tired of working for someone else.. Unlike so very many of you, I am a TOTAL FISH MAGNET!!! So I've decided to go pro.. Now how do I do it? Call uglystick and ask for a sponsorship (using my photobucket as a résumé)... Go camp out on the front steps of Rapala, Inc until they will agree to see me? What's a man (or woman) gotta do? cricket.c21.com
Flysmallie Posted December 16, 2010 Posted December 16, 2010 The problem is you have to marketable. And you are not. Maybe you should go pro with that disc golf thingy. I mean who is going to take this seriously? So Cricket tells me to meet him at his special hole at Bennett. He thought I said "Wear the fox hat".
Outside Bend Posted December 16, 2010 Posted December 16, 2010 Better yet- make it a documentary. Think Spinal Tap meets BASSMASTERS. And there's no shortage of filmmakers on here <{{{><
jjtroutbum Posted December 16, 2010 Posted December 16, 2010 While that was funny, Cricket I hope all is well for you and yours. These times are pressing for many. Jon Joy ___________ "A jerk at one end of the line is enough." unknown author The Second Amendment was written for hunting tyrants not ducks. "Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote." Benjamin Franklin, 1759
eric1978 Posted December 16, 2010 Posted December 16, 2010 The problem is you have to marketable. And you are not. Maybe you should go pro with that disc golf thingy. I mean who is going to take this seriously? This guy:
Justin Spencer Posted December 17, 2010 Posted December 17, 2010 How would you feel about being the official face of Sunburst Ranch, compensation is flexible but I don't think it will cost you all that much. "The problem with a politician’s quote on Facebook is you don’t know whether or not they really said it." –Abraham Lincoln Tales of an Ozark Campground Proprietor Dead Drift Fly Shop
Mitch f Posted December 17, 2010 Posted December 17, 2010 You look too normal! the only people they sponsor now are either Hot women like Mariko Izumi, or Crazy acting guys like Mike Iaconelli. Perhaps we could buy you a queer eye makeover to get you in shape. Shave your head, body piercings, and facial hair. Then start behavior modification therapy (kind of like "A Clockwork Orange")you will then be like a magnet to the sponsors BTW, my friend is supposed to be one of the top disc golf players in the nation, Scott Martin. "Honor is a man's gift to himself" Rob Roy McGregor
fishinwrench Posted December 17, 2010 Posted December 17, 2010 You think you're sick of your current career ? Just wait and see how badly you hate boat shows and tackle trade shows in a few years
Mitch f Posted December 17, 2010 Posted December 17, 2010 Better yet- make it a documentary. Think Spinal Tap meets BASSMASTERS. And there's no shortage of filmmakers on here So when they ask him how deep his crankbait runs he can say "This one goes to eleven" "Honor is a man's gift to himself" Rob Roy McGregor
KCRIVERRAT Posted December 17, 2010 Posted December 17, 2010 The problem is you have to marketable. And you are not. Maybe you should go pro with that disc golf thingy. I mean who is going to take this seriously? So Cricket tells me to meet him at his special hole at Bennett. He thought I said "Wear the fox hat". No way that's Cricket... that's Michael Jackson... "L.L. BEAN, WAS MY GIRL". HUMAN RELATIONS MANAGER @ OZARK FISHING EXPEDITIONS
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