Jet Ski's On Upper Taney

[Greasy B]

So to summarize:

1. No speedos on older men or how about men period.....just icky and no body mentioned the muffin top visual....which has made me turn off of muffins

2. Invite Sarah Palin to jet ski on Taney...as a fund raiser for the Rep. party - what would be the attire to this event?

3. Park in the shallows and fish in the channel...just common sense here - but that is missing with most folks

4. Unless the boats are stacked run on plane to create as little wake as possible - then go slow enough to not create a wake that would make you fall off your boat..almost happened to me one day....while the boat folks wave as they go by.

5. Have on hand at all times a tire to air, air transfer device for small wiener'd ramp people - and be in good enough shape to run like H--L after the transfer is complete.

6. And have ear plugs in when that jet boat comes by with his hair on fire....

C4F

Yep, if you could make all 6 things happen it would be all better.

[FRENZEL]

Hey Bill..... They did have to leave the vehicles at the ramp after launching right? Should have used their gas tank for a coffee recycling center. I did overlook someone pulling the hitch pin on a jerk like that one time.

[Gatorjet]

6. And have ear plugs in when that jet boat comes by with his hair on fire....

Hey, what hair? LOL

[fish_in_a_lund]

I read through this post this morning, and was thinking, these guys have some great ideas. My only question would be, who's going to enforce the laws. Water Patrol is never around. My opinion is this, they only want the big busts. But, who wouldn't. Giving warning tickets is a joke in my book. If they wouldn't act like idiots then their weekend wouldn't get ruined. It's no different on our highways. People know that nothing is going to happen, so they do what they want, when they want, and to whoever they want. Being new to trout/fly fishing and being retired I'm able to fish during the week. But you folks that can only get out on weekends, I feel for you.

As far as the 2 bozos at the boat ramp, I believe it's still against the law here in Missouri, to threaten someone. And someone asking you if you're going to do something about it, to me seems like that's reason enough to call the cops. Once again not that they're going to do anything, but it might be worth a try. I'm sure if you told the 911 operator that if they try anything else or say anything else threatening I'm getting out my gun. That would surely would get them there in a quick hurry. I see no reason why us fisherman have to be "abused" by weekend warriors that think they own the water.

[Gatorjet]

they only want the big busts.

They're only looking for Dolly Parton!