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Saw that on Facebook the other day. Pretty funny stuff, even if it might have been a joke.

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If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. -- Doug Larson

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I met plenty of people stupid enough to think this way. Hell most folks think deer cry when the loose their momma.

His father touches the Claw in spite of Kevin's warnings and breaks two legs just as a thunderstorm tears the house apart. Kevin runs away with the Claw. He becomes captain of the Greasy Bastard, a small ship carrying rubber goods between England and Burma. Michael Palin, Terry Jones, 1974

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I met plenty of people stupid enough to think this way. Hell most folks think deer cry when the loose their momma.

Actually, they do. We had a mule deer doe and two fawns hanging around the house out here, and the doe came up missing one day. There were other mulies in the yard all the time, and the two fawns would approach them and go "waah". :)

We had whitetails in the yard, too, and as a non-resident, although I would have had to draw for antlered buck and mule deer permits, I could buy an antlerless archery permit over the counter. So I figured I bring my bow out and stick one of those fat does. Well...I wasn't here for the first couple weeks of the season, and by the time I got the permit and got serious about trying to get one, they'd wised up, and the only time I'd see them after that was on the mornings I didn't go out with the bow and instead got into the hot tub. They'd march up into the yard then!

When I went to buy the permit over the counter at the Fish, Wildlife, and Parks office, they tried like crazy to sell me the permits that I was supposed to have had to draw for...seems they didn't sell out the non-resident big game permits this year--had over 2000 of them unsold--and they really wanted the money. But I kinda figured that a deer or two wasn't worth paying the $700 or more that it would cost me. The over the counter permit was only $75 or so.

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"We need to move those deer crossing signs, maybe school crossings would be safer."

"Oh and the govt can direct these deer anywhere they want, so why move them to busy highways?"

Seriously???

These are the same people that think you shouldn't kill deer.

Because you can buy meat at the grocery store where its made.

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"We need to move those deer crossing signs, maybe school crossings would be safer."

"Oh and the govt can direct these deer anywhere they want, so why move them to busy highways?"

Seriously???

These are the same people that think you shouldn't kill deer.

Because you can buy meat at the grocery store where its made.

...... AND vote for the president of the United States of America... just saying

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