Learn The Skills To Protect Yourself And The One You Care About

[jdmidwest]

Hopefully the zombies will bring a dictionary with them.

A month or two ago, I had been wade fishing and covered a lot of water that was about bellybutton deep. To return to my car, I got out of the stream and walked back along the edge of a field. There was a farmhouse I'd guess was 600 or 800 yards away with some people outside. I may have been trespassing; I really couldnt tell. I am glad to report that none of them decided to repel me by shooting me dead.

You were probably outside of the 1000 yard marker. Usually posted with skulls and bones.

[jdmidwest]

Here are some reasons to learn, taken from today's MO headlines.

Mo Man charged after a theater mass attack is threatened in Bolivar. Could have been your tweener daughter or son there.

http://news.yahoo.com/missouri-man-charged-threatening-mass-theater-shooting-234800037.html

A local child molester that should have received a lead injection.

http://www.stltoday.com/news/state-and-regional/missouri/more-charges-for-man-accused-of-abducting-girls/article_a7607d0f-17e7-5baa-9426-861d81e5ab31.html

Or you could be a body on a vacant lot.

http://www.stltoday.com/news/state-and-regional/missouri/police-identify-body-found-on-vacant-st-louis-lot/article_3382c427-41d2-5d96-af16-5afc369edf7f.html

Baby kidnapped yesterday in a carjacking in Fenton. One never knows where the next set of victims may be. Just practice and try not to be one of them.

[fishinwrench]

Geeze, what did they do, waterboard that kid to obtain all of those voluntary confessions? Sounds like he was TRYING to get himself jailed.

[abkeenan]

Reading these 3 pages has now just made me dumber than I already am. Dear Lord. Please close this thread so I can regain brain function again.