Wtb Old Taxidermy

[ness]

Wrench -- you selling the frogs as a pair, or can I just buy the hen?

[ness]

Did anybody else ever notice that Red Sovine's 'Teddy Bear' scenario could get a trucker in a lot of trouble these days? I'm talking like, 'Hello Rubber Ducky, I'm Chris Hansen with NBC news.'

[fishinwrench]

Wrench -- you selling the frogs as a pair, or can I just buy the hen?

Shiiii.... As well hung as HE is I'm assuming that they are inseparable. To tell ya the truth, I'd prefer that he wasn't around too

We prolly shouldn't go into how THIS happened....

[Flatbottom Boy]

Wetline you have had a serious freekin attitude on here for a while why dont you find another place to go cry. I move about every three years because of my job, its the great people on forums like this that make it possible for me to get the hang of things quickly before I end up packing up again. The personal digs toward those that live here are pretty cowardly and weak..which is probably a good indication of what kind of man you are.

Wrench those frogs are awesome!

[abkeenan]

Well this thread escalated quickly...lol.

[Butthead]

Been away for awhile helping my brother Ray cut firewood for one of the widow women he is courting. Sometimes it seems like that randy old goat is running a trap line for lonely ladies. Anyways, what I was wondering about was that taxidermy work that Mr. Fishingwrench was showing. I can sort of understand how you mounted them bullfrogs but that other thing has got me baffled. Is that a mountain lion or a yellow lab? I aint never seen either one with spots. How did you get the fur to lie down like that and come out so slick and shiney?

Still waiting for something to get caught in the traps out by the henhouse. The barn cat must not of had distemper as it is getting better. Even though wetinline got a little testy, I still plan to help him with his decorating.

[fishinwrench]

Mr. Fishingwrench was showing. I can sort of understand how you mounted them bullfrogs but that other thing has got me baffled. Is that a mountain lion or a yellow lab? I aint never seen either one with spots. How did you get the fur to lie down like that and come out so slick and shiney?

I admit that I've suffered through some lonely nights, but I promise I've never mounted a bullfrog.

That top-fuel tomcat rode in the back of my truck during an ice storm. Froze him solid. I'd really like to unload him before he thaws out and starts stinkin'.

[LarrySTL]

Wrench, if Ness has given you a fair price for the pair of frogs,

I know he's first in line. But, if he hasnt, I might be pursuadable if they are indeed a breeding pair as it looks like they are. And, of course, if she is swelled up with froglets. They would match well with the color of a stain on my garage floor.

[Butthead]

Sorry Wettinline but it turned out that the hen harasser was the McGeehee's dog Tubby. Wouldn't seem right to stuff the neighbors hound even if it is an egg suckin dog. In the mean time you might want to do like we did at my uncle Silas's deer camp cabin. Silas got some of the old Field & Stream and Sports Afield magazines from the barber shop and cut out the pictures. He framed them up and they looked pretty good. Now I don't know if your lake house is as big as Uncle Silas's cabin (he had room for three sets of bunk beds and a cookstove) but he was able to finish it off with just four frames. Glue the backs on the pictures though - one of my cousins slipped in a page from the Sears catalog that had ladies underthings on display. Silas was really cranked and had to take it down. I don't remember if he tossed the page of almost naked ladies though.

I haven't given up on getting something nice for your cabin, I hear that there are all kinds of trouts down below the dam at table rock so I'm going to go down there and give it a try. Wish me luck.