jdmidwest Posted January 8, 2014 Posted January 8, 2014 http://www.livescience.com/42397-2014-animal-pooping-pufferfish-highs.html Next time you are lost in the woods, wait till the dog poops and you can find your bearings. Looks like they tend to squat North and South. Wait long enough and they may pee a topo map! "Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously." — Hunter S. Thompson
Wayne SW/MO Posted January 8, 2014 Posted January 8, 2014 I read that, but the trouble is neither of my dogs do and they definitely don't pee that way. When they pee the only important direction up, something must be vertical. Today's release is tomorrows gift to another fisherman.
ollie Posted January 8, 2014 Posted January 8, 2014 Total BS from what I read. Someone pay me to do a study like that! "you can always beat the keeper, but you can never beat the post" There are only three things in life that are certain : death, taxes, and the wind blowing at Capps Creek!
blue79 Posted January 8, 2014 Posted January 8, 2014 I watched my dog and he was backing up to a snow pile to take a dump and right when his butt hit the snow he ran due north and his tail was straight up........
jdmidwest Posted January 8, 2014 Author Posted January 8, 2014 Would you really want to have a job that you have to record the direction of a dogs body is in when it craps? I have conducted my own studies. While driving down the road and I see a dog in a squat, a good honk of the horn breaks his concentration. I always wonder if the honk causes constipation or rroids. "Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously." — Hunter S. Thompson
MOPanfisher Posted January 9, 2014 Posted January 9, 2014 Could be something too it, I've noticed that every time I go #2 at my house I face the same direction! However oddly when going #1 I face the opposite direction. Please send me funding to continue my research I will need money for beer (to keep up with #1 studies), and money for steak and potatoes to keep the #2 moving. Thank you for your $.
dtrs5kprs Posted January 9, 2014 Posted January 9, 2014 Could be something too it, I've noticed that every time I go #2 at my house I face the same direction! However oddly when going #1 I face the opposite direction. Please send me funding to continue my research I will need money for beer (to keep up with #1 studies), and money for steak and potatoes to keep the #2 moving. Thank you for your $. Well done. Just don't research so much you confuse the two.
jdmidwest Posted January 9, 2014 Author Posted January 9, 2014 Could be something too it, I've noticed that every time I go #2 at my house I face the same direction! However oddly when going #1 I face the opposite direction. Please send me funding to continue my research I will need money for beer (to keep up with #1 studies), and money for steak and potatoes to keep the #2 moving. Thank you for your $. I can blow that theory out of the water. In my house, I have two bathrooms. Most of the time I am oriented North and South, but there are conflicting times that end up East and West. But that is just design of the house. "Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously." — Hunter S. Thompson
laker67 Posted January 9, 2014 Posted January 9, 2014 http://www.livescience.com/42397-2014-animal-pooping-pufferfish-highs.html Next time you are lost in the woods, wait till the dog poops and you can find your bearings. Looks like they tend to squat North and South. Wait long enough and they may pee a topo map! Well jd, I am guessing they don't like the sun shining in their eyes while they take a poop.
Blazerman Posted January 9, 2014 Posted January 9, 2014 My dog is 14 and I don't care which direction he is facing. I am just happy when he makes it outside
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