BilletHead Posted September 30, 2015 Posted September 30, 2015 So just how do you screen over the computer? Was the actual person (I say person cuz I bet you may not know if it is a man or woman) as pretty as the internet photo? So now you are not that much younger than I. We are getting closer to our sell by date. We may be close to goingg sour or moldy. Now then was the date sour or moldy. Was she a little crusty around the edges? Did a cougar show up? ha! Man I am glad to have a spouse like I have. She has already asked where we will be hunting this weekend, BilletHead Sorry Mic we have gone from some good pond fishing to ness noodling for a keeper "We have met the enemy and it is us", Pogo If you compete with your fellow anglers, you become their competitor, If you help them you become their friend" Lefty Kreh " Never display your knowledge, you only share it" Lefty Kreh "Eat more bass and there will be more room for walleye to grow!" BilletHead " One thing in life is for sure. If you are careful you can straddle the barbed wire fence but make one mistake and you will be hurting" BilletHead P.S. "May your fences be short or hope you have long legs" BilletHead
ness Posted September 30, 2015 Posted September 30, 2015 LOL -- you really want to know, right here in mic's pond fishing thread? OK -- if you insist , here are the answers: 1. Prettier, with assets that didn't really show in the photos, and an intellect that matched her short, choppy, e-mails. I cannot confirm her sexuality. If she was a dude, her cosmetic surgeon deserves a Nobel Prize. 2. No, quite fresh actually. 3. No, pretty soft, but that's relative for a 50-something. I mean visually. 4. No, not a cougar. Not sure what animal that was. Bonus answer/teaser: There was puke involved (about $80 worth, and it wasn't me) and lost keys and towed cars and pleas for help. Not a typical ness weekend by any means. Does Pat have any friends? This is getting tiring and expensive Daryk Campbell Sr and BilletHead 2 John
BilletHead Posted October 1, 2015 Posted October 1, 2015 Yes Friends but it would be like you robbing the cradle . The Mrs. is nursing for a young single pretty doctor. The Mrs. is old enough to be her mother. She would be a catch. But your sell by date has passed my friend. You would meet her criteria though. She wants a man with a job and his own teeth, Wait a minute Ness do you have your original teeth the good lord gave you? Oh yea she likes to fish too. I am so glad you are a good sport, BilletHead ness 1 "We have met the enemy and it is us", Pogo If you compete with your fellow anglers, you become their competitor, If you help them you become their friend" Lefty Kreh " Never display your knowledge, you only share it" Lefty Kreh "Eat more bass and there will be more room for walleye to grow!" BilletHead " One thing in life is for sure. If you are careful you can straddle the barbed wire fence but make one mistake and you will be hurting" BilletHead P.S. "May your fences be short or hope you have long legs" BilletHead
ness Posted October 1, 2015 Posted October 1, 2015 Yes Friends but it would be like you robbing the cradle . The Mrs. is nursing for a young single pretty doctor. The Mrs. is old enough to be her mother. She would be a catch. But your sell by date has passed my friend. You would meet her criteria though. She wants a man with a job and his own teeth, Wait a minute Ness do you have your original teeth the good lord gave you? Oh yea she likes to fish too. I am so glad you are a good sport, BilletHead Define cradle Flysmallie 1 John
mic Posted October 1, 2015 Author Posted October 1, 2015 You two are nuts. That's alright you can make it up to me by taking me fishing someday. ness, Daryk Campbell Sr and BilletHead 3
BilletHead Posted October 1, 2015 Posted October 1, 2015 Well I am half nuts but Ness has gone full blown bonkers. ness 1 "We have met the enemy and it is us", Pogo If you compete with your fellow anglers, you become their competitor, If you help them you become their friend" Lefty Kreh " Never display your knowledge, you only share it" Lefty Kreh "Eat more bass and there will be more room for walleye to grow!" BilletHead " One thing in life is for sure. If you are careful you can straddle the barbed wire fence but make one mistake and you will be hurting" BilletHead P.S. "May your fences be short or hope you have long legs" BilletHead
ness Posted October 1, 2015 Posted October 1, 2015 I haven't really set a lower limit, so let's not rule out the good doctor Fish monger is 36. That worked for a while, probably because I couldn't understand her half the time John
ness Posted October 1, 2015 Posted October 1, 2015 This is probably the worst thread hijack in OA history! What were we talking about? Czech nymphing? BilletHead 1 John
BilletHead Posted October 1, 2015 Posted October 1, 2015 Czech nymphing , what was the origin of species from the meat counter? ness 1 "We have met the enemy and it is us", Pogo If you compete with your fellow anglers, you become their competitor, If you help them you become their friend" Lefty Kreh " Never display your knowledge, you only share it" Lefty Kreh "Eat more bass and there will be more room for walleye to grow!" BilletHead " One thing in life is for sure. If you are careful you can straddle the barbed wire fence but make one mistake and you will be hurting" BilletHead P.S. "May your fences be short or hope you have long legs" BilletHead
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