1/30 trip report - inoculation via streamer, Walts ivermectin de-wormer, and rapala (control group)

[ColdWaterFshr]

With mandate in hand, we arrived this morning in the cold grey light of dawn, with no less than two Pfizer scientists accompanying yours truly, Paul Dallas.  No joke.  

With these low light favorable conditions, we set up our inoculation procedure with designs to cure the entire streams fish population of the miserable plague.

1.  Pfizer scientist #1, armed with a fast 7 weight and fishing with some kinda OPST or PTSD skagit, and an articulated streamer fully capable of piercing the armor plated forehead of Marjorie T.G. 

2. Pfizer scientist #2, armed with a sturdy spinning rod set-up and a deadly array of jerk baits in a Samsonite sized plano box (control group - usually guaranteed money).

3.  Paul Dallas retired all-pro #3, fishing first with streamer, then later with Walts Ivermectin de-Sexy Wormer.  (pic attached).

Staunch resistance in the early morning hours to the forced streamer mandate.  Many protests and carryings-on, dug-in resistance.  So PD, #3 above, changed gears and made it voluntary and offered the Walts Ivermectin de-Sexy Wormer on a silver platter, with a perfect drag free drive and with a smile.  Volunteers arrived in droves.  This made a world of difference.  Stupid fish.

Stream 100% inoculated. 

 

[jdmidwest]

The mad scientists turned the rainbows into browns...

[Nick Adams]

Science is magic!