If You Don't Have It Say So

[oneshot 1]

2 hours ago, Ketchup said:

You already said it don’t work. So what do you need a cute nurse for, to carry your fishing poles and guns?

 

Oh this was when it worked. 

Had to have Blood Work.  Nurse asked if I drove?

I have no other choice.  You know your not supposed to drive. 

I asked when you get off we'll go riding around and do some shooting?

She said not with you. 

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[oneshot 1]

Same Doctor I missed out on getting Life Insurance because I couldn't get my Medical Records because they didn't use Computers. 

It was hard enough getting Health Records because Government was wanting my Student Loan Records again. 

Doctor was giving me heck saying that they had to pay their Student Loans. 

Hey mine were paid years ago. 

Funny they took money from me then gave it back. 

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[oneshot 1]

Well see how this is going. My wife took my keys to my car. 

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[Terrierman]

Dealer can make you a new key with the VIN.  Thing is, they'll have to mail it to you.  Word to the wise though, when you get your new one, keep it hidden from you know who.

[oneshot 1]

59 minutes ago, Terrierman said:

Dealer can make you a new key with the VIN.  Thing is, they'll have to mail it to you.  Word to the wise though, when you get your new one, keep it hidden from you know who.

Won't work she has Camera on the Mailbox. 

I was actually going to go fishing.  I messed up when she said our Son will be here.

I  asked what if I'm not here? She said I can't go nowhere because she has the keys. 

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[oneshot 1]

Now we have 14 Cameras that come in on our Phone. 

Even in the house. 

My game plan was to drive down to the river and tell her when she called but she has the Keys. 

Going to put up 4 more Cameras. 

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[Ketchup]

1 hour ago, oneshot 1 said:

Won't work she has Camera on the Mailbox. 

I was actually going to go fishing.  I messed up when she said our Son will be here.

I  asked what if I'm not here? She said I can't go nowhere because she has the keys. 

oneshot 

You need to buy you a broke donkey, and name it “Snuggles”. This way when you are feeling like you are stranded because you don’t have a key to the car, you can saddle up Ol’ Snuggles, grab a Zebco fishing pole, and head down to the lake. Ol’ Snuggles would wait patiently for you, and if you attached the lead rope to your britches while you are fishing, and couldn’t get back up off the ground, Ol’ Snuggles can give you a tug to help ya up. 

[Terrierman]

1 hour ago, oneshot 1 said:

Won't work she has Camera on the Mailbox. 

I was actually going to go fishing.  I messed up when she said our Son will be here.

I  asked what if I'm not here? She said I can't go nowhere because she has the keys. 

oneshot 

Send it to one of your girlfriends and have her bring it over.  But first you need to figure out how to hack your cameras.  They do it all the time on TV so it can't be very hard.  Let us know how it goes.

[oneshot 1]

Actually don't have a Girlfriend and some of the Cameras are not mine. 

I have a woman that cooks for me but she tells my wife everything. She is worried about the Race thing and her and my wife both call me but both listen to the conversation. 

Some Cameras  belong to my Nosy neighbor that calls my wife if I'm doing something. Even my Renters. 

[Ketchup]

2 minutes ago, oneshot 1 said:

Actually don't have a Girlfriend and some of the Cameras are not mine. 

I have a woman that cooks for me but she tells my wife everything. She is worried about the Race thing and her and my wife both call me but both listen to the conversation. 

Some Cameras  belong to my Nosy neighbor that calls my wife if I'm doing something. Even my Renters. 

You know, reading your comments make me feel that the right thing for you to do is let your wife go live with your renter, put up a 10’ tall wood fence between your places, spray paint the camera lenses, lock the gate with just you having a key, and enjoy the rest of your life in peace. Get ya a new gun, buy ya that donkey, spend time down at the river, and not worry about those ladies.