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[oneshot 1]

Well pretty much do for myself. 

Sleep in my own bed. Cook most my meals. 

Got a little SUV and Drivers License. Just no Keys. 

Put up Cameras because of my Medication and got a Black Kid thinks he is in the city breaking in and stealing. 

Got my own room and TV. 

She thought she would get smart and throw me out. 

I moved in with another woman.  My wife how are you and her getting along? Oh great she is talking about getting married. 

My wife looks at me.  Get your s... and get home where you belong.  Can't believe another woman will put up with you. 

oneshot 

[Terrierman]

Now that I think about it some more, once you hack those cameras, your problems are over.  She'll think you're still just sitting in your chair taking another nap.  While really you're in the SUV headed to the river.  Won't ever know you got keys in the mail either, just get them while she thinks you're doing something else.  No problem since the camera is now your friend.

[oneshot 1]

2 hours ago, Terrierman said:

Now that I think about it some more, once you hack those cameras, your problems are over.  She'll think you're still just sitting in your chair taking another nap.  While really you're in the SUV headed to the river.  Won't ever know you got keys in the mail either, just get them while she thinks you're doing something else.  No problem since the camera is now your friend.

OK mine no problem but the neighbors is something else. 

Another funny.  Before cold weather my wife brought plants in and put Grow Lights on them. 

They have already told my wife they know we are growing Weed. 

oneshot 

[Terrierman]

42 minutes ago, oneshot 1 said:

OK mine no problem but the neighbors is something else. 

Another funny.  Before cold weather my wife brought plants in and put Grow Lights on them. 

They have already told my wife they know we are growing Weed. 

oneshot 

You have to hack ALL of the cameras.  Sheesh.

[oneshot 1]

Well she was thinking of me. 

Had couple guys come to fill our Wood Box. I already did it so I put them to burning Leaves. 

She has a guy going to take me fishing later this week. 

Got a place I can Deer Hunt from my Car.

oneshot 

[Terrierman]

21 minutes ago, oneshot 1 said:

Well she was thinking of me. 

Had couple guys come to fill our Wood Box. I already did it so I put them to burning Leaves. 

She has a guy going to take me fishing later this week. 

Got a place I can Deer Hunt from my Car.

oneshot 

Get a spare key made at Lowes while you're with a guy going fishing.  He'll never squeal, even if she waterboards him.

[Terrierman]

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[oneshot 1]

41 minutes ago, Terrierman said:

Get a spare key made at Lowes while you're with a guy going fishing.  He'll never squeal, even if she waterboards him.

Well he is against me driving to.

oneshot 

[oneshot 1]

10 minutes ago, Terrierman said:

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Figure if they can check it with their Phone piece of cake. 

oneshot 

[Terrierman]

5 minutes ago, oneshot 1 said:

Well he is against me driving to.

oneshot 

Bribe him.  With some of that weed you've been growing.