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fishinwrench

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  1. I was as deep as I could get in hip boots, about 30' off the bank when one came swimming by me about 25 feet away. I said "Hey Buddy" and it turned right at me and dove under ANGRILY in MY direction. I got out the water with a quickness ! πŸ˜…
  2. I know of the description, and spent a period of time hunting/shooting them for sport...... which ain't exactly easy. They are pretty smart and pick up on danger as quickly as any animal I've ever hunted. You might pop ONE, but after that the word gets out, and you'll probably not get another shot at one. Even at long range. When we used to shoot archery 3-D events they always had a Crow target set up.....and I would always think "YEAH RIGHT"πŸ˜… Getting a shot at a crow, with a bow, has to be close to impossible.
  3. I had a beaver come at me, like he meant business, when I was wading a pond flyfishing for bluegill. Quite a wakeup call ! Had a pelican try to attack my genitalia once too. I hauled off and tried to punt him across the lake......but it was like kicking a feather pillow. They are all head & feathers, no body, so I don't know how they can swallow any fish bigger than a minnow 🀷 I never considered otters to be an aggressive threat......but apparently they CAN BE. My grandma was petrified of CROWS her whole life because a crow attacked one of her cousins when my grandma was a kid. Tore his face, neck, and shoulders up bad. He lived his entire life without an eyelid because of it.
  4. "Doctors and drugs are only there to amuse the patient while nature heals". πŸ‘
  5. Since I was too lazy to participate..... I'll gladly play judge πŸ‘¨β€βš–οΈ #1 is a dead tie, between Lancer's Skating Caddis.....and Ness's Stimulator πŸ†πŸ† Good job all. πŸ‘
  6. Kinda like the fish that YOU caught, instead of the one some other jackoff drug in ! I get it. πŸ˜ŠπŸ‘
  7. Are there not enough good pictures of Water moccasins & otters out there on the Internet already? What is it that's gonna be special about any pic that YOU TOOK ? πŸ˜…
  8. It's an image thing. The last thing I want is for one of my potential customers to see ME rowing a boat. πŸ˜… That'd be like catching a porn star masturbating.
  9. Zucchini, Cherry tomatoes, & Watermelon are the only productive harvests we've ever had here in the past. Also did pretty decent with strawberries once. All reasonably self sufficient.....and really no cost at all πŸ‘ But these girls got stuff to grow Cilantro, Green beans, Cucumbers, lettuce, and I don't know what else. It's gonna fail, I guarantee it.......And if I so much as whisper a "told ya so".... I'll catch hell. πŸ™„
  10. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't believe there were any state lines prior to when dirt was created. πŸ€” Non discriminatory Real estate is what we have here ! πŸ‘
  11. Dude, your standards are awfully high ! Looks like a perfectly healthy young lady to ME. 2 years on Onlyfans and she could pull up in a Vette and buy everything you've worked a lifetime for. πŸ˜…
  12. "Formulated in California"..... supposedly πŸ™„ So I guess the answer to both questions is YES. πŸ˜…
  13. '92 Johnson 48hp. Compression is equal @ 124# on both cylinders. Obviously low hours. But the gearcase had water in it....and froze. A new gearcase housing is on the way πŸ‘ So she'll get 100% refreshed, given a 2 year warranty, and be ready to stir water pretty soon. Who wants to love her ? πŸ€— $3200.00
  14. Well for one......I can feed the whole dang neighborhood, 3 times, for two-dollars worth of gas and a couple of Clousers. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
  15. The burger joint up the road always throws a slice or two of nasty pithy white tomato on their sandwiches πŸ™„. I mean seriously, if that's all you can get.....then just say "Sorry, we're out of tomatoes".
  16. Yeah whateverπŸ™„ And how do we know what's in this $#!t. ?
  17. My lovely wife, and one of her friends just borrowed my truck and spent 300.00 so that later on this year we can have 20.00 worth of vegetables πŸ™„ I just don't get it. Why ???? πŸ˜’
  18. 2 3/4" 1oz. of 7 1/2's πŸ‘
  19. Oh man ! πŸ‘ Those are some really nice gills. πŸ˜€ Good work y'all.
  20. Pretty girl, that isn't all inked up. πŸ‘ Why can't your boy keep her happy, and keep her demons from coming out ?
  21. Dude, you've got it going on ! πŸ‘
  22. Sold ! πŸ‘πŸ˜Š Finally! I was thinking about rigging it on my XPress Flyfishing rig.
  23. 1/0 on those. I use #4's for White bass and SM sized ones.
  24. I've gone the opposite way. Gear fishing (casting/spinning) just doesn't offer the challenge that makes it worthwhile to me anymore. The excitement, and the feeling of accomplishment, of shooting/skipping a jig, or whatever, into a tight spot and winching out a fish has just deminished. I used to literally LIVE FOR IT, but it doesn't even impress me anymore. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ And now that FFS has become such a thing.....I can finally just give it up and move along.
  25. Hands down the BEST topwater bass bug I've ever thrown. Casts easy. Durable. Has multiple retrieve options. Easy to build. And Hookup % is as close to πŸ’― as it gets. πŸ‘ I just love 'em.
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