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fishinwrench

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  1. This is my newest favorite MEEM....
  2. You're a Blogger! Ha! Need to move this over to the "Nastiest thing you can say without cussing" thread.
  3. Yep, gayer than a dick tree.
  4. Someone please pronounce "Meme". Is it Mime, or Me-Me, or Meem? Either way that surpasses Gluten as the gayest new word of recent times.
  5. Funny! Nope, unless the 2015 word for a persons right arm is "selfie stick".
  6. I bought a blown 4-stroke outboard (Merc 115) just so I could say I have rebuilt one. And did the largest horsepower swap of my career. (Triple 225's to triple 250's) The year isn't over yet but I have plans for another first if it works out
  7. fishinwrench

    9/11

    Yeah, all that military training and spending.... and THIS trumped it "OK OK Here take the plane....just please don't cut me, the stitches might leave a scar". Good friggin grief!
  8. Find me 2 gigging boats with a ruler in them and I might agree.
  9. I don't see that the regs (current or future) are protecting anything. The "regs" are just some words on a website. Some folks know and follow them and some don't, and the ones that know and care what the regs are don't keep ANY Smallies regardless of size. So does it really even matter if the regs are changed ? Instead of a crew of guys wasting days/weeks/months fretting over the words and numbers posted on a webpage and in a pamphlet lets try putting those guys on the river enforcing it. They'll be happier away from the office anyway. We can even buy them rain jackets, bug spray, and hip boots.
  10. Maybe but it might make for a stiff core down the center. Whaddaya got against fire? It's cheap.
  11. I wouldn't pull a brain muscle over it, Gavin. Odds are it will never get read, and if it does it won't be by anyone that GAF.
  12. You're a douchebag. I hope the deer flys eat you alive.
  13. Is 5 beers (roughly) what it takes for the average person to blow .08% ? I can not only drive fine after 4-5 beers, I can play volleyball, badminton, Frisbee, ect. and do it all pretty well. After 7-8 I might start loosing to the average sober person. Seriously though, after 4-5 beers I either get full or get a headache.
  14. good thing you didn't reach down to clean it up !
  15. Probably the worst kind of collision is a head-on where someone crosses the line in your path, and I bet the fault of most of those are sober women during the middle of the day. "Sober" assuming we are still eliminating anti-depressants and hormone drugs from the list of things folks can't be under the influence of.
  16. Society just worries itself sick about folks driving with a buzz. Every DUI arrest makes headline news, but you seldom hear a word about drunks with guns....and you know that happens all the time. A drunk with a gun is apparently no big deal, but if you have a buzz and a set of car keys you are the most deadly thing on earth. Weird.
  17. No kidding! We blame ourselves when we cant catch them, but it is they that are the idiots. Sitting down there nibbling on random pieces of floatsom and ignoring objects that totally resemble something beneficial to eat. It's a wonder they dont swim into pockets of water that lack oxygen and suffocate. Oh wait.....we just recently learned that they do that all the time.
  18. I think you get charged regardless. If it is less than .08 you get charged with DUI, and if it is over.08 you get DWI.
  19. Oddly enough big flatheads love them too.
  20. Trout are dumber than a box of rocks. Cut one open and look at what's in his gut (very little protein, mostly moss, leaves and grass). A fly pattern that a fish won't bite has never been invented.
  21. It blows my mind that one of the first things they do upon responding to an accident is immediately determine if Alcohol was involved. Whose benefit is that for? Like it's not bad enough that someone has almost killed themselves, the law has to see if it's possible to charge someone with a crime. I'm not sure how wasted .08% is but I'm guessing not very.
  22. I thought I was being slick when I bought a "Wormizer" ($32.00) years ago, but it didn't take long to figure out that I was now spending more on AA batteries than I would have on more worms and plastics. A bic lighter does the same job way better anyway.
  23. OK I'll spill it Stick two of them together (flat to flat with a cig lighter) and rig it sideways. Sick !
  24. You didn't specify lake/river/whatever so..... Boardman's in Gravois Mills rents yaks and paddle boards if you wanna fish this end of Lake O.
  25. I don't think it was inspired by anything other than boredom at the vise. It is an attractor pattern and it WORKS. That's pretty much all that matters.
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