I bet at one point, after blood tests, x-rays, urinalysis, and swine flu tests, a conversation such as this took place........
Doc: "So I understand you boys spend your weekends on the river quite a bit..."
Patient: uh huh
Doc: "ever fall asleep in the water with your face in the gravel".
Patient: um, not that I remember, but my buddy Roy passed out too close to the fire one time and burnt his foot dang near off.
Doc: "I see,..... Do you guys do much fishing" ?
Patient: oh yeah.
Doc: "by any chance have you two Nimrods been putting your bait in your mouth" ?
Patient: well.... we sucked on some crawdad tails last week, got hungry as hell and it was too wet to get a fire goin'.... WHY ?
Doc: "Because it appears that parasitic worms are eating you from the inside out".
Patient: We ain't ate no worms....just crawdads.
Doc: "No you see, crustaceans such as crawfish are a host for microscopic parasites,,,, if you eat them raw you then become the host". "How old are you again" ?
Patient: even if you chase'em with whiskey ?
Doc: "chasing them with whiskey just makes them drunk...and horney, then they reproduce faster....inside you".
Patient: you mean I gotta worm orgy goin' on inside me ?
Doc: "yeah, pretty much'.
Patient: aw dung.... I'm gonna die.
Doc: No-no, I think it will be ok.... do we have your health insurance information on record ?
Patient: I ain't got no health insurance.
Doc: oh dung.
Patient: what ?
Doc: you're gonna die.