Boats are way less expensive than wives. Anybody care to argue that one? And in all my days on this earth, never once has a boat woke up in a bad mood, chewed me out and just generally tried to make me feel like a failure for not being a mind reader. Can't say the same for wives. Don't get me wrong, I like being married so much I've done it three times. Just keeping it real here. BUY what you want and have the money for.