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Reminds me of my Ex Sister in Law. oneshot

I was after a guy shooting Deer from the road by my house. Agent caught him first. Give him a Ticket for driving with suspended license. Know a guy mad at all Agents because his Son got in trouble for shooting a Hawk off an ATV from the road. oneshot

Had one stay at my place for couple weeks trying to catch Turkey Poachers. He knew they was doing it but could never catch them . Knew one that was on TV Ralf Duran. Knew him years ago. Real good guy. oneshoy

One time had a woman Agent asked me for my Fishing Permit. I had left it in the Pickup up the hill. She carried my fish up to the pickup. Had my Muzzleloader Shotgun our Turkey Hunting. Shot a Squirrel then fired the gun just before dark. Walked up to the pickup. Agent blocked me in. Told him it was me firing my Muzzleloader. No this was two fast shots. Oh that was me shooting my Double Barrel. Can I look at it I never seen one? oneshot

Dang going to have to get my Boat out there. I put in at Fairfield Ramp usually go to the Bridge or coves on West side. oneshot

Most I don’t argue just explain and all is good. Find most have just got out of school and most haven’t studied Hillbilly. oneshot

I had one that I knew real well. My Son hit a Deer late one evening messed it up real bad. It was 90+ degrees out. I called the Agent got his answering machine. Left a message I was going to salvage what I could bring the paperwork by. Called him next day asked if he got the message? He said he hadn’t checked his machine. I explained the situation. He said oh that illegal and he could write me a Ticket but didn’t. Yes I messed up but me and him are still friends. He is retired now. oneshot

Most time I follow Game and Fishing Laws but have had Agents stop me wanting to write a Ticket not knowing what their talking about. Had an Agent want to give me a Ticket over a Common Snapping Turtle out of the Niangua River saying it was an Alligator Snapper. Had another Agent want to give me a Ticket for catching Suckers with Rod and Reel. Said the only legal way to get them was Gigging. oneshot

Lived with a woman once. She couldn’t cook but knew the menu by heart all the fast food places around. Never did rodeo but worked as a cowboy had three women I was seeing. Figure Winter you might find me taking a bath in heated stock tank. Made a whole $10 a day. Told my wife she should have done my laundry back then. Smelled like burnt hair, blood and cow poop. oneshot

My Son has three Horses and from what I have seen just feeds them. oneshot

Was at Lead Mine CA they have Riding Trails. Part of the way is on gravel roads. I was headed home this woman on her horse motioned for me to shut my Pickup off. Seems her horse didn’t like vehicles. Over there a horse has to be ready for anything. I’ve had them go nuts seeing me in camouflage, seen them go nuts over the smell of blood and gun shots. I’ve had horses and you have to work with them. Let them know you will not let anything happen to them. To me they are a very big Dog. Had one leave the Tailgate down it would climb in the Pickup wanting to go for a ride. oneshot

I was above Bennet and it was dry. Lead Mine was low but plenty water. oneshot

I killed a Black Coon one time got $50 out of it. I’ve seen couple Albino Deer. oneshot

Went on down on the Niangua fishing. Might just fish down there lot better than Catfish. oneshot

I did once it to me was boring. Use to fly a lot back in early 70’s back then it was fun. oneshot

I always watched for Bass feeding on Shad, throw a small Spinner in and catch Bass about every cast. Crappie are moving back shallow. oneshot

I’m fishing a creek but if it rains I can’t get to it. Right now I have about a five foot bank to bring them up. oneshot

It was strange last time. I could see them but they sure didn’t want to bite. oneshot

Well they put in the other doors and they have been ok. This makes second time this Job has been paid for. My wife did some work for a Guy that was to do it and he didn’t. I was going to put Screened in Porch. Was going to make it 16X16 they talked me into making it 12X12 just put Storm Windows in. Not insulated or anything. oneshot

Had Windows in there going to put a 2X in there. I see what you are talking about and I mentioned it. I was told I needed space for junction box. Wanting to put lights and fan out there. oneshot

Got a New One I need it bank fishing even. I can still float can swim with one arm. oneshot

Going to put French Doors in and another room might as well say. oneshot

Went to a place in Kansas that had a Feeder did about the same there. Had a pond was feeding them and quit you could tell the difference in the fish but no difference in the bite. Got a guy says he is going to go with me keep me out of trouble. oneshot

My wife pulled me out of the Lake one time. In the Boat I’m afraid I will fall out of it. I fell on the river my Doctor said it could easily kill me. With loss of one arm I don’t have the balance I had. oneshot

For Channel Catfish I have been told chumming helps. I have chummed with Soured Corn and Range Cubes. Seems I have just as good luck not chumming. Been using SSS Blood Stink Bait. oneshot