JoeD's premise is correct. It always amazes me who will or won't like river fishing. Hard to figure it out. I can go all day wade or float fishing, the harder the access the better for me. Dragging, brush busting, sunburned, and dog tired. Love it. Isn't for most though. But, put me in a boat on a big lake on a hot day and I'm done by 9AM.
Oh, and I agree on the CC reference. No big secret but a good stream.