If I knew I could get the mild version, I agree, get it, get over it, and get on with life. Main drawback is that I live in a community with a lot of elderly folks so if I got it I would certainly have to fort up for a while - don't want to spread this stuff.
Speaking of pizza, I guess a guy could live off pizza delivery for a couple of weeks, tell them to drop it off on the front porch, leave a 20 out there under the mat.