And while we wait, I'll tell my favorite monk joke:
A monk takes his vows and goes to live at a monastery where they are only allowed to speak two words every 10 years. After 10 years he goes to the Abbot who says, 'Brother, you have been here 10 years. What two words would you like to say?'
'Bed hard', said the monk.
Another 10 years pass, and the monk goes before the Abbot who says, 'Brother, you have been here 20 years. What two words would you like to say?'
'Room drafty', said the monk.
Another 10 years pass, and the monk goes before the Abbot who says, 'Brother, you have been here 30 years. What two words would you like to say?'
'Food cold', said the monk.
Another 10 years pass, and the monk goes before the Abbot who says, 'Brother, you have been here 40 years. What two words would you like to say?'
'I quit!', said the monk.
The Abbot replied, 'I'm not surprised -- you've been bitching ever since you got here.'