Lake O is filthy, disgusting, polluted, infectious water. To imply anything otherwise is nothing short of delusional. But I still have a ball swimming and playing around in it. And I'll keep on doing it, with effort to keep my lips stuck together as best I can, and in the meantime try to figure out what to do with the extra toes and thumbs I've mysteriously been growing.
Until I quit smoking, I'm not gonna worry about polluting myself in other ways, since the cigs will surely kill me first. So while I'm floating around in Lake O on a couple noodles, bring me a beer and a Big Mac and give me a big whiff o' that Sea Ray exhaust. Mmmm, tasty.
There's nothing can be done about the nastiness. Just like everything else...until big money interests are removed from politics, progress can't be made. Which I guess means we're stuck with polluted water for the foreseeable future.