Danoinark Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 CPR - Catch, Photograph, Release Glass Has Class "from the laid back lane in the Arkansas Ozarks"
laker67 Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 Silver Bullitt ===8 to 10 inch rainbows Wild Trout ===Any rainbow less than 8 inch. State Record ===Observed every fall cruising the rebar. World Record ===Found dead every year on the lower lake. Federallies ===Trout from the Neosho hatchery, also known as silver bullitts. Troutchaser ===Anything unidentified while night fishing. Brown Boulevard ===The north bank between #2 and #3 outlets. Park Fishermen ===Anyone still wearing their daily tag.
MrsDucky Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 I represent and resemble some of these! I was glad to see that when some of these went in the blog, you fixed the gender, Trav. (Keeper can be male or female, for example!) I'm sure Mr Ducky and Flysmallie are glad not to be named as the examples of the Perma Phart...this time... I also noticed that you acknowledge the existence of the GMETS (I don't think I got that right...the squid...) Ah, well, these are great! This will be a big help to newbies to the site. Maybe it should be permanently tacked at the top of the intro section! No, we don't want to scare off the normals... I can bring home the trout...fry it up in a pan...and never let you forget I caught it! 'Cause I'm a woman!
Leonard Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 The HORN..What makes a Duck poo and run.. LMF.... When you loose your better half.. She is down stream catching fish without you FMW.... When you find them and fish stop bitting. http://www.taneycomonights.com
MrsDucky Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 The HORN..What makes a Duck poo and run.. LMF.... When you loose your better half.. She is down stream catching fish without you FMW.... When you find them and fish stop bitting. I thought it was LMW? But maybe it should be LMS (lost my spouse). LOL at the horn...yep, that's his signal to make time up the hill! And then the Perma Phart...or worse...and he comes home without his underwear... I can bring home the trout...fry it up in a pan...and never let you forget I caught it! 'Cause I'm a woman!
Flysmallie Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 ...and he comes home without his underwear... It's bad enough that I have to be included with him on the Perma Phart, but could you please never mention the line above..........ever :lol:
Aaron J Scott Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 Whippersnapper HEY! I resemble that! But seriously tho, this is pretty great. Save Scratch, Raise Cash. Fish Itch!
jdmidwest Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 Yak- What my passengers do after the curves on the way to the trout stream. Goony Bird- Heron Stomper- Guy who feels like he has to wade thru the middle of the hole just because he is wearing waders. Spectators- Guys that feel the need to stand on the high bank on the other side of the stream where you are fishing. Fart mud- Soft bottom with methane buildup that bubbles up around you. Dance's Eel- When a crankbait tangles the line in a hook and spins on the top while you retrieve it. Herbie-No-Shoulders- Snake Wet Fly- What a Dry fly turns into when you catch a fish on it. Black Duck- Crow "Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously." — Hunter S. Thompson
Trav Posted January 9, 2009 Author Posted January 9, 2009 Blog has been updated. We have quite a collection started. "May success follow your every cast." - Trav P. Johnson
lonkm Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 Green back carp---what grown men and boys chase all over Table Rock Lake Crappie---Not the fish. Word Spoken to some smiling person when they ask "How is the fishin" OOOOOOOOOOOOOO NO--expresion when your fish breaks off,throws the hook or you just found a rock you didn't know was there. Plug-- that part of the boat most likely to be forgotten Hummingbird--portable tv for the boat you watch all day instead of fish, till you hit that new rock. stones throw-- long distance on land--what you just did and hit with your lure " We Tried Hard"--words spoken with head held high, sad expresion on face and tears running down cheeks Hit the Bank!!-- where the lure should be placed or the need to use biodegradeable paper.
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