mic Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 Got this one from the barber yesterday: How do you tell when you girlfriend is getting to fat? She fits in your wife's clothes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BilletHead Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 I told the joke. I got a grin and the evil eye at the same time from Mrs. BilletHead. Wonder what that means? She says she is my wife and girlfriend at the same time and I know what what that means,,,,,,,,,,, "We have met the enemy and it is us", Pogo If you compete with your fellow anglers, you become their competitor, If you help them you become their friend" Lefty Kreh " Never display your knowledge, you only share it" Lefty Kreh "Eat more bass and there will be more room for walleye to grow!" BilletHead " One thing in life is for sure. If you are careful you can straddle the barbed wire fence but make one mistake and you will be hurting" BilletHead P.S. "May your fences be short or hope you have long legs" BilletHead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exiledguide Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 That joke is older than you, mic nice to see recycled jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mic Posted January 31, 2013 Author Share Posted January 31, 2013 That joke is older than you, mic nice to see recycled jokes. I'm environmentally concise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daryk Campbell Sr Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 I like this one. I won't be telling it to the wife though. I'm not that big of a man Money is just ink and paper, worthless until it switches hands, and worthless again until the next transaction. (me) I am the master of my unspoken words, and the slave to those that should have remained unsaid. (unknown) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitch f Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 Funny! What's the difference between Paula Deen and a long walk in the woods? .....the long walk in the woods is considered a "Pant in the country" "Honor is a man's gift to himself" Rob Roy McGregor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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