Traits Of An Extreme Redneck

[stinger160]

Priceless, I laughed till I cried. thank you!

[oneshot]

You've sat on back row of the Drive In with trunk load of Schlitz Beer.

You went through puberty in an area if you had a date it was either Kin or Cows.

You've drove 5 miles to town to get Hog Brain Sandwich.

Oh I could think of many more.

oneshot

[Wayne SW/MO]

You've sat on back row of the Drive In with trunk load of Schlitz Beer.

That makes no sense. If you filled the trunk with beer how did you sneak people in?

[Quillback]

Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.