I Heard A Story

[straw hat]

I heard of two guys that were issued tickets by the Conservation Agent for urinationg in public. They were urinating behind a tree at the lake. That is considered an indecent public display, Both were added to the sex offenders list. I have heard that Springfield Police do the same thing to drunks who urinate in public. I was wondering if that was true about the Conservation Agents. Anyone ever hear of this?

[powerdive]

I doubt that anyone urinates behind trees more than Conservation Agents do.

[Old plug]

that is how it works and there should not be people on that lust who have not been convicted by a court of law. this whole thing has gotten out of hand.

[Quillback]

I can see if you were in downtown Springfield and whizzing on the sidewalk, that a ticket would be in order, but hard to believe they would write up a couple of guys whizzing in the woods.

[frying eyes]

I've heard it's possible to get a ticket for that, but don't know anyone who's got one. I keep a coffee can in the boat to do my business! Then dump and rinse it out in the lake. I think you need to be careful at places like lake of the Ozark.

[Greasy B]

Good grief, I guess I break the law every time I go fishing, probably a half dozen times a day. Of course I'm discreet but my goodness there isn't a male alive who hasn't. Just think about it, I'm only one generation removed from no indoor plumbing. I guess my father, grandfather and all my ancestors were criminals. Frankly I wouldn't associate with anyone who hasn't pissed on a tree, how could you possibly trust someone so dysfunctional. On top of that I'd have to give up golf.

[Haulin Bass]

I think anything is possible anymore. If you pissed off the wrong person, they would find a way to pinch you for sure.

[Mitch f]

Anything is possible. But my first thought is that it would be pretty difficult to be convicted of a sex crime just for pissing on a tree. I've heard that argument before and it seems like the only excuse a guilty guy would come up with. But then again if a guy had a vendetta against someone, anything is possible. I suppose it would depend on the number of witnesses.

[Flysmallie]

I can see if you were in downtown Springfield and whizzing on the sidewalk, that a ticket would be in order.

There's a lot worse going on down there. See it every day.

[Greasy B]

Oops, I just got home from work and broke the law. In the burbs we don't have very big trees but hey, a man has to make do with what is available.