ness Posted March 26, 2015 Posted March 26, 2015 Earlier my 5y/o slung water all over the floor and dumped out a 1/2 bottle of cream rinse just for kicks. She is currently balling and stomping around because it's bedtime, and has lied about brushing her teeth. If one of you gives her a Mountain dew (or a $5 bill) I'll kick you square in the nads. Nice job on the parenting,wrench. You reap what you sow, bro John
fishinwrench Posted March 26, 2015 Posted March 26, 2015 Oh no, you softies ain't laying this on ME ! You're just temporarily blinded. ness 1
Members Grumpy53 Posted March 27, 2015 Members Posted March 27, 2015 Earlier my 5y/o slung water all over the floor and dumped out a 1/2 bottle of cream rinse just for kicks. She is currently balling and stomping around because it's bedtime, and has lied about brushing her teeth. If one of you gives her a Mountain dew (or a $5 bill) I'll kick you square in the nads. I got another $20 and a 12 pack. Kids will be kids. I know I was kid a long time ago and I got a backside slapping a few times. Kids all have to learn things about life, I didn't rob banks, burglarize any place or anthing bad........err maybe drank a llittle more than I should have. But my parents still loved me until the left this earth. Little kids get to me every darn time. No doubt about it. They will be taking care of us one of these days, probably a lot sooner than we may like.
fishinwrench Posted March 27, 2015 Posted March 27, 2015 She's all straightened out tonite. Perfect little shitbird, so I guess since she can now provide us with a lifetime supply of Mountain Dew and $5 bills.....I'll keep her around awhile.
Boobie Posted March 27, 2015 Posted March 27, 2015 Flysmallie, Great story!!! That was your lucky day. Its great to have your outlook on life adjusted by a child. Wonderful!!!!!!
Boobie Posted March 27, 2015 Posted March 27, 2015 I forgot to say, DONT EVER let that first guy on the plane get under your skin. They are too simpleminded to ever make a connection with a child to make their day. Those exec type people couldnt carry my stinky fruit of the looms....Life lessons learned from a good family and a great mom have taught me that respect for people and the love for those kids, there is no better thing. You stand way taller than that guy ever could. Like I said That was your lucky day ENJOY!!!!
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