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You should check in with Champ.  He could write a book about it, complete with vivid imaginary mental illustrations to enhance your experience.  

It would be almost like being there.  Except for the fact that you'd actually be somewhere else entirely but still........

Rain is bringing out the savages.

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Rain is bringing out the savages.

Is it raining at your house too?  I thought maybe it was just an "isolated" shower.  Should blow over in four or five days though so no big deal.

The dog won't even go outside!  Looks like something off of "Deadliest Catch".

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."  George Carlin

"The only money ever wasted is money never spent."  Me.

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You should check in with Champ.  He could write a book about it, complete with vivid imaginary mental illustrations to enhance your experience.  

It would be almost like being there.  Except for the fact that you'd actually be somewhere else entirely but still........

You will WISH you were somewhere else entirely if you ever sprout the Pro-V1's to come down here and put your putter where your piehole is!  :lol::D:lol:

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You will WISH you were somewhere else entirely if you ever sprout the Pro-V1's to come down here and put your putter where your piehole is!  :lol::D:lol:

Wait a minute!  Aren't you the same Champ guy that was just talking all nice about me in another thread and even invited me down that way?  

I think I've been duped - dang internet.  Fake news and imposters at every turn!

Nonetheless, my piehole might indeed be the most appropriate location to keep my putter these days (for a variety of reasons).

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."  George Carlin

"The only money ever wasted is money never spent."  Me.

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I'm a certified schizophrenic. It's been documented in countless threads on this website over the past who knows however many years. :lol:

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I'm a certified schizophrenic. It's been documented in countless threads on this website over the past who knows however many years. :lol:

And that probably includes an unlimited number of locations on the lake depending upon where you might or might not be.  When you factor in the likelihood that you might not even actually be where you are (much less where you think or describe that you are or aren't) it really gets complicated.

I wonder though, does Donna "travel" with you no matter where you are or think you might not be?

Are you currently or have you ever knowingly been under surveillance by the federal government?  Regardless of your real or imaginary location?

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."  George Carlin

"The only money ever wasted is money never spent."  Me.

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And that probably includes an unlimited number of locations on the lake depending upon where you might or might not be.  When you factor in the likelihood that you might not even actually be where you are (much less where you think or describe that you are or aren't) it really gets complicated.

I wonder though, does Donna "travel" with you no matter where you are or think you might not be?

Are you currently or have you ever knowingly been under surveillance by the federal government?  Regardless of your real or imaginary location?

Donna has no idea where she is on the lake when she's there or when she's not. And of course I'm under surveillance by the feds ... they track my location by drone with the of those U.N. sensors that are built into all of our street signs. I've even seen the black helicopters that ascend out of the bowels of our beloved lake at night. Hell, ask Bo. I bet he's seen them.

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Donna has no idea where she is on the lake when she's there or when she's not. And of course I'm under surveillance by the feds ... they track my location by drone with the of those U.N. sensors that are built into all of our street signs. I've even seen the black helicopters that ascend out of the bowels of our beloved lake at night. Hell, ask Bo. I bet he's seen them.

Please don't subpoena me.

Donna Gilzow

Bella Vista, Arkansas

The charm of fishing is that it is the pursuit of what is elusive but attainable, a perpetual series of occasions for hope.

--John Buchan, 1915

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I have heard that putting aluminum foil in your hat keeps them from tracking you, it blocks the signal somehow.

I know everything about nothing and know nothing about everything!

Bruce Philips

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I have heard that putting aluminum foil in your hat keeps them from tracking you, it blocks the signal somehow.

Actually, that's what they want you to believe.  In reality it only server to strengthen the heat signature when tracking with infrared!

That and it will make your head hotter than Billy Be Danged.

Or Bobby Be Danged or whatever........

Man, I need to get out of this house.

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."  George Carlin

"The only money ever wasted is money never spent."  Me.

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