I Know It Is A New Thing But

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Know a woman in her 40's. Has had Tattoos and Piercings. Now she shaved one side of her head and three different colors on the other side.

She has went on for a long time there is no good men out there??????

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Reminds me of the guy that was caught staring at the dude with a multi-colored spiked mohawk.   Punk says "What are you staring at old man, haven't you ever done anything WILD before?"

The old man says, Oh absolutely. Got drunk and screwed a peacock once.... I was just contemplating whether or not you could be my son.

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8 hours ago, fishinwrench said:

Reminds me of the guy that was caught staring at the dude with a multi-colored spiked mohawk.   Punk says "What are you staring at old man, haven't you ever done anything WILD before?"

The old man says, Oh absolutely. Got drunk and screwed a peacock once.... I was just contemplating whether or not you could be my son.

Was in a Restaurant one time. Couple women came in with Colored Mohawks, Leather and Handcuffs. Blizzard came up and I was stuck.

Went to the Local Motel, said I could share a room with several others. Fine. Guess whom I was sharing with? Yes they was a couple of the people. I was good drinking my Whiskey. Actually they was easy getting along with, just couldn't look at them.

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