Quit While I'm Ahead

[oneshot 1]

Got stuff watered in the Greenhouse. 

Came to me why you never trust a fart. Had a mess and had to take my Boot off with a mess and one hand but got all cleaned up ready to go. 

Thought I would airyate the lawn. Before I got to the shed realized I had left my phone in the house. Oh well I've been doing fine.

Get on the Mower won't start. Oh just hook the Charger up. Hooked the clips on.

Went to plug it in and fell. Oh this is fine. Managed to pull myself up with one Arm. 

Got up figured enough for one day back in the house.

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[oneshot 1]

Well my wife came home said we weren't done. 

Picked all the Peppers.  She says she is going to make some Cowboy Candy. 

Cleaned the garden off going to mow and till it, Throw down some Wheat. 

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[cmoore03]

In a nutshell, you got the stuff watered in the greenhouse then you s__t your pants! After cleaning your boots n self you decided to airyate the lawn but the mower won't start, While hooking the charger up you fell and had a hard time getting up with one arm, but made it back inside. Then the wife comes home and gets you up to pick peppers and clean the garden. So now you are going to mow and till the garden tomorrow, if the mower and tiller starts and you don't s__t your pants again. Is this accurate, or did I miss something??  CM

[Foghorn]

Sounds like both a full day and full pants.

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1 hour ago, cmoore03 said:

In a nutshell, you got the stuff watered in the greenhouse then you s__t your pants! After cleaning your boots n self you decided to airyate the lawn but the mower won't start, While hooking the charger up you fell and had a hard time getting up with one arm, but made it back inside. Then the wife comes home and gets you up to pick peppers and clean the garden. So now you are going to mow and till the garden tomorrow, if the mower and tiller starts and you don't s__t your pants again. Is this accurate, or did I miss something??  CM

That’s what I gleaned from it.  😆

[oneshot 1]

13 hours ago, cmoore03 said:

In a nutshell, you got the stuff watered in the greenhouse then you s__t your pants! After cleaning your boots n self you decided to airyate the lawn but the mower won't start, While hooking the charger up you fell and had a hard time getting up with one arm, but made it back inside. Then the wife comes home and gets you up to pick peppers and clean the garden. So now you are going to mow and till the garden tomorrow, if the mower and tiller starts and you don't s__t your pants again. Is this accurate, or did I miss something??  CM

It was Boot that I have to wear on my bad foot. 

Can't do anything today and was told not to do anything in the garden until I'm healed.

Rest is all good.  I'm always sneaking trying to do stuff and it backfires. 

I was operated on one time and was told not to do anything for a year. 

Couple months later i was a Guide for my Son on a hunting trip in the mountains.

Got a Hernia out of it. 

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[oneshot 1]

Well went to the Doctor he said my foot is healing and he is going to take the stitches out next week. 

And to quit sneeking around trying to do stuff. 

Oh stopped in Marshfield and wife bought me BBQ and Blackberry Cobbler.

Trying to make it clear I don't have full use of one Arm and Leg so it takes longer to do stuff. 

Just found people have removed Keys to everything even the Mower. My wife probably has them, she has to sleep. 

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[BilletHead]

47 minutes ago, oneshot 1 said:

Well went to the Doctor he said my foot is healing and he is going to take the stitches out next week. 

And to quit sneeking around trying to do stuff. 

Oh stopped in Marshfield and wife bought me BBQ and Blackberry Cobbler.

Trying to make it clear I don't have full use of one Arm and Leg so it takes longer to do stuff. 

Just found people have removed Keys to everything even the Mower. My wife probably has them, she has to sleep. 

oneshot 

               HA!    You had better be nice to Misses  Oneshot.   Remember you have to sleep also, and she has use of both arms and legs. 😉 

[oneshot 1]

1 hour ago, BilletHead said:

               HA!    You had better be nice to Misses  Oneshot.   Remember you have to sleep also, and she has use of both arms and legs. 😉 

HMM not thinking again.

Kind of like the time a guy KOed 3 of my friends with 3 punches. I wanted to jump in but the Law stopped me.  I was reminded the next day what this guy had done and to think about it.

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[BilletHead]

2 minutes ago, oneshot 1 said:

HMM not thinking again.

oneshot 

            I'm thinking old boy if you have someone to put up with you as do I you are very lucky.  Get better so she will take you fishing.