Little Far North

[fishinwrench]

2 hours ago, snagged in outlet 3 said:

darn hillbillies!!!😂

My daughter and I sat down at the table to eat one evening, and we hear this gawdawefle noise from the front yard that sounded like a Velociraptor with its balls in a vise.   I jumped up, shoved 2 loads of #4 buckshot into my shotgun and headed for the porch.   Flicked on the lights and there stood a huge creature with a long neck in my yard.   I called Jimmy and said, Dude, there's a bleepedy-bleep CAMEL or some $#!t in my yard!

He says I don't have a camel, but it's probably Sunshine, she's a Llama..... I'll send Kelly down to get her.  

I never minded the peacocks because they usually dropped some fly tying material, but the other critters were less welcome.  Of course he invited us up to see baby monkeys with diapers on them several times.  I always declined but my daughter and her friends thought they were absolutely precious. 🙄

How would you like to change a monkey's diaper?

[snagged in outlet 3]

12 minutes ago, fishinwrench said:

My daughter and I sat down at the table to eat one evening, and we hear this gawdawefle noise from the front yard that sounded like a Velociraptor with its balls in a vise.   I jumped up, shoved 2 loads of #4 buckshot into my shotgun and headed for the porch.   Flicked on the lights and there stood a huge creature with a long neck in my yard.   I called Jimmy and said, Dude, there's a bleepedy-bleep CAMEL or some $#!t in my yard!

He says I don't have a camel, but it's probably Sunshine, she's a Llama..... I'll send Kelly down to get her.  

I never minded the peacocks because they usually dropped some fly tying material, but the other critters were less welcome.  Of course he invited us up to see baby monkeys with diapers on them several times.  I always declined but my daughter and her friends thought they were absolutely precious. 🙄

How would you like to change a monkey's diaper?

And you hate HOA’s.😂

[fishinwrench]

1 hour ago, snagged in outlet 3 said:

And you hate HOA’s.😂

I'll gladly trade having a camel in my yard for being able to park a boat in it if I want to. 👍 

Where do you have to hide yours ?

[snagged in outlet 3]

12 hours ago, fishinwrench said:

I'll gladly trade having a camel in my yard for being able to park a boat in it if I want to. 👍 

Where do you have to hide yours ?

Garage.  I have a 3.5 car garage.  My old truck sits in the driveway.  2013 ram 1500.