Hey I'm Trying

[fishinwrench]

The longer anything (such as a drop of water) stays on this planet.....the more disgusting it becomes.    Humans aren't the only thing the alleged creator dammed   Eternal life wasn't granted to ANYTHING......Even things that had no opportunity to sin, such as a drop of water.   

Begin the countdown until some prophetic soul points out that the water is drawn up into the heavens..... cleansed.....and reborn..... 1-2-3-4.......  But wait, it is reborn just to turn into disgusting swill....yet AGAIN.  

[luckycraft]

54 minutes ago, fishinwrench said:

The longer anything (such as a drop of water) stays on this planet.....the more disgusting it becomes.    Humans aren't the only thing the alleged creator dammed   Eternal life wasn't granted to ANYTHING......Even things that had no opportunity to sin, such as a drop of water.   

Begin the countdown until some prophetic soul points out that the water is drawn up into the heavens..... cleansed.....and reborn..... 1-2-3-4.......  But wait, it is reborn just to turn into disgusting swill....yet AGAIN.  

Not so fast!    Not sure about the prophetic stuff, but check this one out from Montana. Water or snow melt from the belt mountains travels 60 miles under ground, which takes 3000 years to make itself through limestone and comes up clean and pristine at giant springs.    Pretty cool.    It’ll dirty up as it will dump into the Missouri, however.   https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_Springs#:~:text=Its water has a constant,the surface at the springs.

[fishinwrench]

22 minutes ago, luckycraft said:

Not so fast!    Not sure about the prophetic stuff, but check this one out from Montana. Water or snow melt from the belt mountains travels 60 miles under ground, which takes 3000 years to make itself through limestone and comes up clean and pristine at giant springs.    Pretty cool.    It’ll dirty up as it will dump into the Missouri, however.   https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_Springs#:~:text=Its water has a constant,the surface at the springs.

3000 years of purgatory!    And not a single sin.    Biblical justice has no bounds. 😅

[luckycraft]

9 minutes ago, fishinwrench said:

3000 years of purgatory!    And not a single sin.    Biblical justice has no bounds. 😅

See my mind went to - what kind of snow storms were they having 3000 years ago!    Thats a load of water.

[fishinwrench]

Water doesn't care where the Canadian border is.   Surely some of that ground water comes from Canada.....or even the North pole.  

Don't mention that too loudly though, because as soon as they realize it they will come up with a way to tax us for it. 🙄

[oneshot 1]

Years ago had an Animal Rights woman next door. 

She was mowing her yard with push mower in Hot Pink Shorts.

Did the only thing I could think of.  Got Lawn Chair, set it where I could see,12 pack of Beer.

 

She had me in a corner one time. I turned her down. 

She made my life worse than if I had taken her up on it.

Tell me would you if she bragged on sending a guy to prison saying he raped her, when he didn't. 

oneshot