vernon

I got a new iPhone a couple of months ago and now I get 'em too. Had never seen any before. Lucky me.

Where are the cookie cutters? Don't see 'um.

Well, I use the term "aim" pretty loosely. "Point" might be a little better description although in reality just facing in the general direction is pretty much what I'm really striving for. Not that it ever seems to matter all that much but I figure, hey, everybody has to have goals!

Walking shoes maybe? New underwear?

Good point. And as long as I ain't aiming at 'em there's a decent chance I'll nail one or two! Thank you for that - my self esteem and sense of self worth just improved exponentially!

Roger that! No wonder everybody hates government employees. Merica!

The driver? It's out?

Your call. Hint. There is no wrong answer!

Great. An entire room full of Big Brothers that follow me everywhere. If I were "them" though I'd turn "me" off after about two days.

In my case that's actually ALL of the fun primarily because nothing else ever happens. Not during, not after. Never.

I love the creativity and imagination of the forum members. Regardless of topic, we're all so, so, how you say........? Cutting edge! Yeah, yeah, that's is, cutting edge! Like some non-government think tank for savants. We absolutely should rule the world! Helicopter Drivers for everyone I say!

Hmmm. Sounds like we've got something in common there. I once attended a mandatory two day personnel seminar that everyone hated immensely. When we were breaking for lunch on the first day, the instructor took me aside and told me that if I would agree to not come back after lunch, he'd happily just mail me my certificate for having completed the training. I guess some people are just adverse to good old objective input. Nonetheless, I couldn't help but feel a little sorry for all of those people in attendance that missed out on all of the other really cool stuff that I had to say! Played golf that afternoon and went fishing the next day. Best training ever! And you're right - there is no purposeful or practical use for golfers.

Alright, NOW you did it. Ultra super level magnum extreme sensitivity training for YOU mister! You WILL learn to treat subspecies and all other lower life forms (like golfers and computer nerds) as superiors or ELSE!

Yeah, I heard there's no longer any connecting fares outside of Hooterville. Sad.

Uh-oh. I hope PETA ain't monitoring this site or you're gonna have more problems than just a balky computer system! Fish have feelings too ya know........

You guys are making me feel a whole lot better about this.....

Ahhhh, OK. When you phrase it like that I at least understand the concept! Never having had kids (much less girls) this stuff can start to sound like those alien speaking weirdos pretending to be trying to fix Babler's computer in a big hurry! And I certainly don't need any more evidence that the world has passed me by either.

Is that over by Sam Drucker's place?

Being a simple man, mine are confined to fishing and golf stuff with an occasional lawn mower ad thrown in just to illustrate the wide ranging "variety" that is my life. By the way, I've heard of prom dresses but what the heck is an "underpinning"? Sounds pretty exotic over my way.

Nice goin'! Man, I wish I knew more about how to catch crappie! Or anything else for that matter.......

Seriously now, you guys are just making all this stuff up as you go - right? "Tried multiple browsers, flushed DNS, nuked browser settings, checked IPsec settings, Driver settings, lmhosts mods, Firewall config, Internal router settings" and then refer to this as "the usual stuff"? Nobody outside of maybe NASA talks like that. Especially out loud and where other people can hear them.

Popeil's "The Perfect A-Rig" is my personal all time favorite! But I'm getting close to finishing the first prototype of my soon to be famous "Banjo Driver" that will make folks forget about every other golf club ever designed! Let me know if you'd like to be one of a select few handpicked and "certified" field testers and I'll see what I can do.

Nice! Now I'm gonna have to go back and try it again with my HDS 12! Do you do anything special with your settings to get that shot? I just as well try to fly the Space Shuttle as try to do "custom" stuff with mine!

That's a really cool photo. We have a black and white copy of the superimposed in color version above that we purchased at RJ's that's prominently displayed in our family room. Seems like I just can't resist idling over that thing at least once every time we're down there. This is one I took on my old Humminbird back in 2011.

Well, that kills it for me!