Once you realize that the reason why the Easter bunny hides the eggs is because it doesn't want anyone to know that he screws chickens, it all starts to make sense.
Things that are living, or things that have lived in the past.... leave evidence.
To believe in a being which you've never seen, and which has no supporting evidence other than outlandish tales, requires faith. And true honest faith can only be instilled in an individual if initiated from birth and carried forth to the age of 7 years. So you see.....every bigfoot in existence is at least 7 years old. 😁