fishinwrench

I'd love to plant schools of suspended bass decoys out in the middle of coves.....just to keep them all entertained and busy. 😅

The truly odd thing is that nearly everyone I talk to is opposed to it......Yet they act like we just MUST embrace it, accept it, and get over any harsh feelings about it. No! No we actually don't. 🤔 I don't like it, it's gay as hell, and I'll never embrace it. While it's true that as long as it is used, it is going to dominate tournaments. But are TOURNAMENTS the only reason people fish ? Personally I couldn't care less about who won TODAY. It'll just be somebody else TOMORROW. And odds are that it will be someone you've never even heard of before. Might as well shoot craps. 🎲🎲 Of course my good friend @fshndoug just HAS TO have it.....but then again, he's one of those nimrods that can stand in the outlets all day long sore-mouthing hatchery runts with a mopfly. 🙄

It's gradually on its way out. Guys are going to get tired of drifting around casting little minnow baits on spinning tackle, at suspended blips on a screen. The biggest joy of BASS FISHING has always been the variety of ways they can be targeted. But now that everyone is doing the same thing, over & over, throughout the 4 seasons, it is going to get old. Nobody plays Donkey Kong anymore either.

Build bridges all your life and do they call you "The bridge builder"? No. Build rockets your whole adult life.....are you called "Rocketman"? No. But screw just ONE CHICKEN........

What I'm anxious to see....is some kid in a 16' Jon boat with a 20hp tiller, rigged with FFS, idling out past the bouys of the take-off cove, and taking everyone's money ! You know it's bound to happen.

Why you assuming that I do ? I say "Freakin' Women" all the time, but that doesn't mean I'm gay, does it? Freakin' Pete ! 🙄

You're kidding, right ? You should visit BBC and attempt to have a casual interaction over there. Freakin' Nazi's!

Your figuring is flawed. If having a "moderator" is a prerequisite, then I'd rather have you vs. some other random douchebag.

Why are you dragging ME into this ? I've not been the reason for a thread being shut down....EVER ! 😇

Easy now ! 😳 You're treading on sacred ground when you speak against FFS. It's as bad as knocking someone's religion, or trying to regulate their firearms. They'll cut your tongue out and threaten to sink your boat!

Wasn't me. I don't mess around with black girls. Candace Owens is a sweetheart that I'd make an exception for.....but I think she's already married.

He doesn't know what he's talking about.

Thank God for that ! My wife's phone has 72 pictures of the same kid eating the same piece of cake 🙄

Trolling motor heads on both power poles. Like motorized grasshopper legs. Allows you to get 20-25' closer to the fish. Also allows you to "troll/stroll" to those fish while observing them on FFS Somebody is gonna realize pretty soon that for fishing that way.....the best rig is a PONTOON. ..

Mighty fine mess of sunfish !

Installed my first set of crappie brakes last Thursday. 480.00 just for labor 👍 I haven't spent 480.00 on crappie gear in my entire life. 😉 But at least I can still afford to smoke Marlboros.

No difference between monkeys and chimps other than a tail. A 3" load of #4 buckshot will do the trick on either one. 👍

Largemouth, Spotted, and Smallmouth bass are not Bass either.

How do YOU know ? And it matters not to ME ! Monkeys, Apes, Chimps, Orangutans..... Tomato ToMAToe.

Once somebody starts throwing monkeys around..... I'm gone ! 😅

Man, my popularity around here has taken a genuine nosedive, hasn't it? Oh well🤷‍♂️ Until I start disliking you buttheads, or I get booted off here, you'll just have to put up with me. 😉

Found a pregnancy test strip thing in a parking lot. And put it in my 15 year old daughter's bathroom trash can for my wife to find. Her face went completely white, and she was afraid to talk to me for the rest of the evening. I let her off the hook right before the explosive text messages to my daughter began. Daughter is 28 now and we still don't have any grandkids out of her 👍

People don't laugh here. You're probably gonna get in trouble 🙄

Everything that lives in saltwater wants to kill you. Know that !

I wouldn't even know where to begin handfishing in a lake like Truman with its wildly fluctuating water levels....other than way up the creeks that feed into it. I've lived on the Gravois side of lake O for 28 years and I only know of one spot where you are likely to find a spawning flathead every year. On the creeks up north, tribitarys of the Salt river, I can point out 3-5 good spots in every mile.