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fishinwrench

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  1. Oh you've probably seen one, and just mistook it for Duane Doty, or Steve Dally.
  2. They poop in tailwaters, it's cool, refreshing, and cleansing. It is the cause of didymo. Kill them all and bring back felt soles please !
  3. Has anyone named Jesus ever existed? Most certainly. Was he born of a virgin, performed miracles, died and then was resurrected? I seriously doubt it.
  4. Oh I won't stand for that crap. If Sugarbritches tries to put something in the shop I make sure it gets grease slung on it, and some paint overspray.
  5. No I meant....in addition to the shop.
  6. Y'all and your "man caves" 🙄 You're pussywhipped !!! 😂 My "man cave" is the whole dam house.....minus the laundry room and hall closet. 😊 Oh, and the shop.
  7. Good riddance! When I was just a youngster, my dick was my best friend. But ever since it turned 21 it has done nothing but cost me money and get me into trouble. I've been looking for a tactful way to cut ties with that basturd. Now I have found it. Thanks 👍
  8. Are you a Christian?
  9. Once you realize that the reason why the Easter bunny hides the eggs is because it doesn't want anyone to know that he screws chickens, it all starts to make sense. Things that are living, or things that have lived in the past.... leave evidence. To believe in a being which you've never seen, and which has no supporting evidence other than outlandish tales, requires faith. And true honest faith can only be instilled in an individual if initiated from birth and carried forth to the age of 7 years. So you see.....every bigfoot in existence is at least 7 years old. 😁
  10. Oh I'm not surprised. There's alot of things that grown men believe in that shocks me. Some of it way more far fetched than bigfoot.
  11. Everybody wants to get up and go fishing EARLY. Why? It's January, not July. Just quit getting up and leaving in the middle of the night and you won't have any fog to worry about. The best fishing is during the middle of the day now.
  12. I'm shocked that a Corolla has 16's on it. Low-pro's no doubt. Why'd ya swap them out ?
  13. Sheesh! How Republican of you. 🙄
  14. Yeah, but does he wear a tutu ?
  15. IT’S HAPPENING..... Oklahoma State Representative Justin Humphrey filed a bill today to establish a Bigfoot hunting season complete with licensing and fees. Humphrey represents the Antlers/Hugo area. THE BILL➡️ http://webserver1.lsb.state.ok.us/cf_pdf/2021-22 INT/hB/HB1648 INT.PDF
  16. Where's Rod Serling when you need him? 🤔
  17. He might be your daddy too. 😳 The odds that he knocked the bottom out of several of our Mamma's is actually pretty good.
  18. Not bad, but the coolest part is that she's a stamp collector. Loves to be licked and sticked.
  19. A new creature would be great, because Scientists are apparently running out of things to study. https://www.sciencealert.com/scientists-have-described-a-dinosaur-s-behind-in-exquisite-detail/amp
  20. I won't make you wear a PFD, but I do require all of my "clients" to wear a tutu. 😅
  21. If I do that, then I'll have to quit banging the mail lady. You mind your own "priority mail" mister !
  22. You should! 😊 If you've been fly-fishing all your life, but have never Bass-Bugged the backends of these creeks and coves during the Spring, you're definitely missing out.
  23. I don't know about the rest of ya, but it takes me longer to go check the mail than it does to mess up the sheets in the bedroom.
  24. Lake of the Ozarks area. Gravois Mills, Mo.
  25. A band of gypsy's allowed 3 to escape cages in Audrain county sometime in the '50s. They were reportedly shot a week or two later, and their full body mounts were at the museum in Mexico when I was a kid. Looked like a Mama, Daddy, and a cub. They might still be there.
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