Hoosier (hoo-zhur) n. pl. -siers. 1) a deragatory term for a slow, dim-witted breed of individual from the fine state of Indiana which in more recent times has been broadened to include an expanded geographic area, both urban and rural, throughout the midwest and Ohio valley proper, with highest concentrations being found at gunshows, and widely scattered pockets prevalent at Cardinals, Blues, Rams, Chiefs, and Royals games, Six Flags and Worlds of Fun, and associated venues that are responsible for soaking up disproportionate amounts of their discretionary income along with 60 month payments on a $20,000 ATV that they keep covered in blue tarps next to their trailer that glows and flickers at night with all manner of reality TV being piped in from the very mediacom wizards that seek to control their minds and Obamafy their soul.