The Wife Needs To Get Outta The House..

[Buckshotdad1960]

Hey, shouldn’t crickets stay away from the water?

I mean……..Bluegills….HELLO!

Why in my head am I picturing Walt Disney’s Jiminy cricket’s body with Fishingcrickts face? LOL

I need a Beer!

Wait....I don't drink.

I need some drugs!

Wait....I don't do drugs.............Where the hell is Eric when you need him?

ERIC!..... COME OUT AND CORRUPT ME!! LOL

[brownieman]

Walt never tripped..

Zappa didn't do drugs

Clinton didn't inhale

Obama...who knows

You've probably never smoked a cigg, have ya...Hey, flashback maybe ? They promised all LSD users back then all involved would have terrible flashbacks...total BS.

Remember the old classic "Reefer Madness"...I have it somewhere on an old VHS. Same tape has the original "Night of the Living Dead". I still can't believe that kind of propoganda...hilarious!!

I do have a bit of memory loss I notice...I thinks, lol

later on

[Buckshotdad1960]

Walt never tripped..

Zappa didn't do drugs

Clinton didn't inhale

Obama...who knows

You've probably never smoked a cigg, have ya...Hey, flashback maybe ? They promised all LSD users back then all involved would have terrible flashbacks...total BS.

Remember the old classic "Reefer Madness"...I have it somewhere on an old VHS. Same tape has the original "Night of the Living Dead". I still can't believe that kind of propoganda...hilarious!!

I do have a bit of memory loss I notice...I thinks, lol

later on

(Cutely bits lip) I did not have sexual relations with that goat! LOL

Oddly enough I thought I was having a flash back today! I was driving through town.

(Background info: I can spot deer like no one else you have ever met. No deer can escape my eye either moving or standing still. I can pick out body parts in thick brush while traveling at 80 miles an hour down the road from out of the corner of my eye. I have the ability to scan an area, shut my eyes, see the picture and pick out the deer. A lot of guys have trained their eye to see deer, and I know guys that are good at it, but those that I take hunting or have been with me when I point out deer describe my ability as purely magical. I don’t know about all that but I do believe I have a gift or at least an above average trained eye. Of course it’s not fool proof and I have been wrong. Sometimes mother nature can play tricks on you with shapes.)

Anyway, I was driving with my son, his wife and her mother who I’d really like to trade to some Amazon head hunters for some colored frogs. LOL I was talking and didn’t even realize that I had seen it until I got a 100 or so feet passed it. I stopped in mid sentence and said I just saw a spike buck lying down by a gate. My son and his wife, firm believers, hit the gong, bowed and said Sensei! But that hackling hag in the back seat laughed and said, we’re in town, how’s there going to be a deer in town? You must be having a flash back from 70’s! I laughed like Popeye, UG UG UG UG UG UG UG and said WHAT WOULD I BE DOING TAKING YOUR MEDS? Then slammed the breaks and did a u turn! When I did she spilled her Pepsi all over herself and screamed WHAT THE HELL! ARE YOU ON CRACK! Just at that moment I happen to spot a little ditch where I was sure no one would find her body for quite some time but lucky for her I decided to settle for showing her that I had seen a deer instead! LOL

Now we all know that there are more deer around town than there are in the deep woods so it’s not impossible for that deer to have been hit by a car and be lying there dieing. After all we’re not talking the middle of down town Springfield here, we’re talking the edge of a small country town, so I drove back. But to my surprise I was wrong! DEAD WRONG! It wasn’t a spike buck at all. It was a brown goat with its back to us lying in the weeds tied to a gate. What it was doing there I have no idea but you had to get up on it to see what it was cuzz from a distance it looked just like a deer. Well that made her day and I had to eat crow but at least I could still settle for the satisfaction of having spilled pop all over her and the lucky find of that ditch just incase! LOL

[Buckshotdad1960]

(Cutely bits lip) I did not have sexual relations with that goat! LOL

Oddly enough I thought I was having a flash back today! I was driving through town.

(Background info: I can spot deer like no one else you have ever met. No deer can escape my eye either moving or standing still. I can pick out body parts in thick brush while traveling at 80 miles an hour down the road from out of the corner of my eye. I have the ability to scan an area, shut my eyes, see the picture and pick out the deer. A lot of guys have trained their eye to see deer, and I know guys that are good at it, but those that I take hunting or have been with me when I point out deer describe my ability as purely magical. I don’t know about all that but I do believe I have a gift or at least an above average trained eye. Of course it’s not fool proof and I have been wrong. Sometimes mother nature can play tricks on you with shapes.)

Anyway, I was driving with my son, his wife and her mother who I’d really like to trade to some Amazon head hunters for some colored frogs. LOL I was talking and didn’t even realize that I had seen it until I got a 100 or so feet passed it. I stopped in mid sentence and said I just saw a spike buck lying down by a gate. My son and his wife, firm believers, hit the gong, bowed and said Sensei! But that hackling hag in the back seat laughed and said, we’re in town, how’s there going to be a deer in town? You must be having a flash back from 70’s! I laughed like Popeye, UG UG UG UG UG UG UG and said WHAT WOULD I BE DOING TAKING YOUR MEDS? Then slammed the breaks and did a u turn! When I did she spilled her Pepsi all over herself and screamed WHAT THE HELL! ARE YOU ON CRACK! Just at that moment I happen to spot a little ditch where I was sure no one would find her body for quite some time but lucky for her I decided to settle for showing her that I had seen a deer instead! LOL

Now we all know that there are more deer around town than there are in the deep woods so it’s not impossible for that deer to have been hit by a car and be lying there dieing. After all we’re not talking the middle of down town Springfield here, we’re talking the edge of a small country town, so I drove back. But to my surprise I was wrong! DEAD WRONG! It wasn’t a spike buck at all. It was a brown goat with its back to us lying in the weeds tied to a gate. What it was doing there I have no idea but you had to get up on it to see what it was cuzz from a distance it looked just like a deer. Well that made her day and I had to eat crow but at least I could still settle for the satisfaction of having spilled pop all over her and the lucky find of that ditch just incase! LOL

LOL I got your pm brownieman! Ok, that’s it! You’re on a 24 hour a day barn yard watch! LOL That must have been a European joke! LOL Please allow me to elaborate on my comment!

When I said, (Cutely bits lip) I did not have sexual relations with that goat! LOL

I was trying to be funny but sarcastic! LOL

In your post you mentioned Clinton.

Don’t you remember when he was trying to be cute for the ladies how he would bite his lower lip? Yes, my story was about a goat but don’t you remember Clinton using that line,

I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT WOMAM,

(speaking of Monica Lewinsky)? Then latter admitted he did. What a liar!

My joke was a play on all that! I hated Clinton! He was the biggest liar we have had for a president yet. Every time I saw him bite his lip I began to hurl violently! I dislike his ugly wife even less and if given the life and death choice to either have sex with her or a goat, the goat would get lucky every time! LOL

[fishinwrench]

On 11/7/2009 at 10:17 PM, Buckshotdad1960 said:

 

(Cutely bits lip) I did not have sexual relations with that goat! LOL

Oddly enough I thought I was having a flash back today! I was driving through town.

 

(Background info: I can spot deer like no one else you have ever met. No deer can escape my eye either moving or standing still. I can pick out body parts in thick brush while traveling at 80 miles an hour down the road from out of the corner of my eye. I have the ability to scan an area, shut my eyes, see the picture and pick out the deer. A lot of guys have trained their eye to see deer, and I know guys that are good at it, but those that I take hunting or have been with me when I point out deer describe my ability as purely magical. I don’t know about all that but I do believe I have a gift or at least an above average trained eye. Of course it’s not fool proof and I have been wrong. Sometimes mother nature can play tricks on you with shapes.)

 

Anyway, I was driving with my son, his wife and her mother who I’d really like to trade to some Amazon head hunters for some colored frogs. LOL I was talking and didn’t even realize that I had seen it until I got a 100 or so feet passed it. I stopped in mid sentence and said I just saw a spike buck lying down by a gate. My son and his wife, firm believers, hit the gong, bowed and said Sensei! But that hackling hag in the back seat laughed and said, we’re in town, how’s there going to be a deer in town? You must be having a flash back from 70’s! I laughed like Popeye, UG UG UG UG UG UG UG and said WHAT WOULD I BE DOING TAKING YOUR MEDS? Then slammed the breaks and did a u turn! When I did she spilled her Pepsi all over herself and screamed WHAT THE HELL! ARE YOU ON CRACK! Just at that moment I happen to spot a little ditch where I was sure no one would find her body for quite some time but lucky for her I decided to settle for showing her that I had seen a deer instead! LOL

 

Now we all know that there are more deer around town than there are in the deep woods so it’s not impossible for that deer to have been hit by a car and be lying there dieing. After all we’re not talking the middle of down town Springfield here, we’re talking the edge of a small country town, so I drove back. But to my surprise I was wrong! DEAD WRONG! It wasn’t a spike buck at all. It was a brown goat with its back to us lying in the weeds tied to a gate. What it was doing there I have no idea but you had to get up on it to see what it was cuzz from a distance it looked just like a deer. Well that made her day and I had to eat crow but at least I could still settle for the satisfaction of having spilled pop all over her and the lucky find of that ditch just incase! LOL

What ever happened to this guy ?    I miss him!   

[jdmidwest]

Both have not posted for a long time. 

[snagged in outlet 3]

Those two dudes are out there.  WAYYY out there.

[ozark trout fisher]

That was a weird month or three around here.

Sometimes people think they are being cute when they really, really are not.

Also sometimes  people are actually just insane.  On a forum it's about impossible to tell the difference.

[KCRIVERRAT]

Never followed Buckshot, but Cricket was a trip. I'm thinking he had a man crush with somebody on this forum.To each his own nameless person.

[ozark trout fisher]

I remember getting into an argument with FishinCricket that took on a fairly regrettable tone. Don't even remember what it was about, but I think he stopped posting much pretty soon after.

That was not a good moment or one I'm proud of. Hope that's not why he left the forum. He seemed like a pretty nice guy.