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Says the guy who thinks the government is sending planes into the sky to spray us.

Noooo, that's horse crap! Tinkering with the weather, yeah. I think THAT.

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Here's how you handle a situation like rounding a bend on a float trip and encountering someone that you feel has intentions of doing you harm. You just say "yo dude, Heads Up. what's with all the lawdogs upstream?" He/they say " WTF are you talkin' about", Then you say " F#@k I dunno, but I'm packin' a bag o weed so I need to get on downstream, later".

It's all about how you carry yourself. Works better than sitting there looking nervous and wondering if you should reach for your "equalizer". And yeah I've been there, talked my way out of a knife fight on the Niangua (see thread about area below tunnel).

And what if you couldn't have talked you way out of a knife fight? What then?

There is no limit to what a man can do or how far he can go if he doesn't mind who gets the credit

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The 15 leading causes of death in 2008 were:

1.

Diseases of heart (heart disease)

2.

Malignant neoplasms (cancer)

3.

Chronic lower respiratory diseases

4.

Cerebrovascular diseases (stroke)

5.

Accidents (unintentional injuries)

6.

Alzheimer’s disease

7.

Diabetes mellitus (diabetes)

8.

Influenza and pneumonia

9.

Nephritis, nephrotic syndrome and nephrosis (kidney disease)

10.

Intentional self-harm (suicide)

11.

Septicemia

12.

Chronic liver disease and cirrhosis

13.

Essential hypertension and hypertensive renal disease (hypertension)

14.

Parkinson’s disease

15.

Assault (homicide)

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Yeah, if those 33 kids would have been packing heat, or you'd have been there, that would have all turned out better, right?

Oh, and way to miss the humor.

John

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Wrench, I like your suggestion. I used something similar a few years back.

His father touches the Claw in spite of Kevin's warnings and breaks two legs just as a thunderstorm tears the house apart. Kevin runs away with the Claw. He becomes captain of the Greasy Bastard, a small ship carrying rubber goods between England and Burma. Michael Palin, Terry Jones, 1974

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Yeah, if those 33 kids would have been packing heat, or you'd have been there, that would have all turned out better, right?

Oh, and way to miss the humor.

Maybe...no one will know if having a gun would have helped the situation. Although...if someone is shooting back at an attacker...I can see how this might slow him down a bit or even put him down before he had a chance to kill 33. Look at the facts of the case before jumping to any conclusions....you will find plenty of opportunities where an armed person could have took advantage of and ended the whole ordeal.

ya...didn't catch any humor.

There is no limit to what a man can do or how far he can go if he doesn't mind who gets the credit

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And what if you couldn't have talked you way out of a knife fight? What then?

Doesn't matter, I did. And I wasn't involved in an unavoidable head-on collision on the way home either. Imagine that.

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Doesn't matter, I did. And I wasn't involved in an unavoidable head-on collision on the way home either. Imagine that.

Right...but did you still have you safety belt on?

There is no limit to what a man can do or how far he can go if he doesn't mind who gets the credit

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Noooo, that's horse crap! Tinkering with the weather, yeah. I think THAT.

Well in about a month call them and ask them for a little rain. I think that would be good.

 

 

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