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RULE #1 - you don't have to be the fastest one in the group, just not the slowest.

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RULE #1 - you don't have to be the fastest one in the group, just not the slowest.

Rule #2 - If your the slowest, CARRY A KNIFE.

Rule #2a - The knife is not for the animal, it is to slow someone else down.

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Just stand still and let the pass on thru. There are no resident carnivores in MO.....

Black Bears are Omnivores.

"Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously."

Hunter S. Thompson

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That species of lumbering beasties is not in any way to be construed as a carnivore. Those are buffetavores. Most would have a hard time wedging their lumbering figures into a bear den.

Most carnivores are sleek and muscular, fast and swift. Buffetavores are more along the line of scavangers.

"Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously."

Hunter S. Thompson

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LOL And you can only call them carnivores if you classify that brown stuff at Golden Corral as "meat," which I'm quite certain it is not. They're peckers'n'lipsivores.

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JD I beg to differ... You ever been to Golden Coral on a 2 for 1 night??? There are Carnivores and scare me more then any animal in the wild... well except maybe the Conways on Swamp People lol.

Glenn and Mitchell are the best part of the show! That's the life most

river rat kids dream of having.

Jeremy Dodson

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