Trip Report - 3/29 And 3/30 And An Armed Confrontation With Landowners

[Old plug]

Wrench I sent you a PM. the cell phone had something more wrong with it. I want to know Ambers Hours I do not want anyone else to get that commission.

[Guest]

Not fair! Let him finish cleaning up his post

Made me laugh out loud when I tried to read it. Darn autocorrect.

[fishinwrench]

mFmuWho doesn't love wrench???? I mean, who? I guess over time I've grown to understand 'ol MFU and don't bristle at his occasional indiscretion. It's always based in solid logic or humor. That sometimes is a slippery slope, buy, hey, this is the internet.

Thx Ness. Solid (yet simple-minded) logic and/or humor has always been my MO but the list of those who take offense to it has like quadrupled over the last year or so, even to include the grand poobah himself.

So I think everyone deserves a break from having to filter through my BS, for awhile at least, until I learn how to talk "right".

[hoglaw]

Sorry wrench. I did misunderstand your post. I saw Joe insinuate that my hands were somehow dirty in this deal and thought you had said basically the same thing. I see that wasn't the case. Joe just really pissed me off and I lumped you in with him. My fault on both accounts.

[KCRIVERRAT]

Thx Ness. Solid (yet simple-minded) logic and/or humor has always been my MO but the list of those who take offense to it has like quadrupled over the last year or so, even to include the grand poobah himself.

So I think everyone deserves a break from having to filter through my BS, for awhile at least, until I learn how to talk "right".

Don't even think about disappearing brother (as some of our buddies have). And thanks for referring to me as the "Grand Poophead" or whatever it was...

[Flysmallie]

So I think everyone deserves a break from having to filter through my BS, for awhile at least, until I learn how to talk "right".

So what you are saying is that you are never coming back? I know you aren't going to ever learn to talk right.

I think some people just need to relax. Does Wrench spew some massive BS at times? Oh yeah. But that's what makes him who he is. If you haven't had the pleasure of spending some time with him outside of an internet forum then you can't understand it. Most of his crap just makes me smile because I picture him saying it while we are sitting across from each other and then I just laugh. Great guy, great fisherman, great friend.

[Quillback]

These Wrench eulogies are touching...where's my Kleenex?

He does crack me up on occasion, here's a classic thread:

[Old plug]

You do real fine wrench. I can tell you all that have not met him that he is in life what he is on here.

SIUSALUKI......Sorry to say it is more than auto correct and more than just the terrible WIFI that seems plague my little neighborhood area here. I cannot believe some of the things I see I typed myself. I seem to have more and more trouble with a variety of things. You will not believe this but I have written many things in the past. Mostly government things such as procedures, SOP's, training programs. I had a terrible job in life but it was in one of the most historical places. I have reviewed the records of every 5 star general we ever had. Plus those of a couple Presidents. At one time I had 14- 5. drawer file cabinets full of ww 2 prisoner of war diaries from the WW2 war crimes trial. I used o be able to recite for you the regulations and history of just about any decoration and award given the military. After I retired I was a on line Volunteer for the old Cyber Angels before Law enforcement took over the watch dog job. I trolled the internet chat rooms and message boards for some of the nuts that use the internet.

I know I struggle on here and I am sorry. I look at it sometimes myself and wonder and have to laugh at what the hell i just said. I do better a bit on the computer but not much.

http://forums.ozarkanglers.com/index.php?app=core&module=reports&rcom=messages&topicID=16180&st=&msg=34108

[SmallyWally]

You are okay Old plug. We are ALL not as sharp as we once were. Keep on Trucking.

[Wayne SW/MO]

So what you are saying is that you are never coming back? I know you aren't going to ever learn to talk right.

I think some people just need to relax. Does Wrench spew some massive BS at times? Oh yeah. But that's what makes him who he is. If you haven't had the pleasure of spending some time with him outside of an internet forum then you can't understand it. Most of his crap just makes me smile because I picture him saying it while we are sitting across from each other and then I just laugh. Great guy, great fisherman, great friend.

Yup!