My Wife Says I Need Help

[Quillback]

And you don't need help...you need more tackle, if all you have is a closet.

HAHA, that is funny!

And as said above, by coming here you've come to the right place for "Help".

[rps]

Oh good. I feel better now. However, if she starts an intervention, as soon as I come out from under the psychotropic drugs I will call on you for help.

[dtrs5kprs]

You could just buy a bigger boat, put more tackle in it, and make her think you got rid of some from the closet.

[Mitch f]

MITCH BE CAREFU!. I will be married to this woman 50yrs the 6th of June. Let me explain something. They they do not give up. The word futile does not exist to them. There will come some purchase that you disagree on buying and she will bring up something something you spent money on for fishing. With that parked in your head you can decide to argue (not easy with your the new guilt complex) or give up and decide it is FUTILE.

Wow, you're exactly right Old Plug!!

[Rickf]

When I die I hope my wife doesn't sell all my stuff for what I told her I paid for it.

[lee G.]

I tell my wife i got a 600 dollar rod off ebay for 150 and shes fine!

[glennL]

i would think a garage sale is order. once in the closet, it will be there a long time. Sell the stuff, keep some money to buy more and take your wife out for dinner and give her a nice gift. then go out and buy yourself some new stuff!!!

[Feathers and Fins]

Bring her over to my house, I will open the garage where there is the boat and 4 shelves full of tackle and rods in the rafters along with about 160 dozen goose decoys and another 20 dozen duck decoys. Then we will take her in the Spouse Cave ( cannot be called man cave ) as the wife has her hunting gear in it as well plus more fishing gear and the cupboard she swears my shells reproduce in.

I AM PERFECTLY SANE. He with the most toys wins! My grandpa told me so and he would never have lied to me.

[gatorbitu]

I have seen that look on my wife's face many of times.....almost scary! Almost the same look she gives me in the winter when it is in the teens out and I ask if she wants to go crappie fishing with me.

[vernon]

I have all of the above plus a golf addiction. My only explanation has been I ain't gamblin' it away at the boats, I ain't usin' it to buy drugs and I certainly am not blowing it in strip clubs. That always seems to work for a good hour or two which is pretty much the best you can hope for!

You are not sick. You are actually a great American!!