fishinwrench Posted January 17, 2020 Posted January 17, 2020 1 hour ago, oneshot said: Interesting my Ex was good looking and good in Bed but decided to share. My present wife good woman but don’t care for sex. Hmmm tough choice there. Do I want to house a pet nympho that I can't keep satisfied, or do I want Alice the live-in maid ? If nobody is getting any, INCLUDING ME, then she shouldn't make a sandwich for anybody else, and if she does, then by her standards she is cheating. What did she marry you for, the uncontrollable need to do more laundry ?
MOPanfisher Posted January 17, 2020 Posted January 17, 2020 If you have to choose between good looking aND good cooking, remember when you get old you still get to eat supper EVERY night, and she will only get better at it.
jdmidwest Posted January 18, 2020 Posted January 18, 2020 5 hours ago, MOPanfisher said: If you have to choose between good looking aND good cooking, remember when you get old you still get to eat supper EVERY night, and she will only get better at it. Some women, practice does not increase their skills...... I am talking about cooking. The internet has brought better eating to this household thru my connection and efforts. She sticks to cleanup detail. fishinwrench 1 "Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously." — Hunter S. Thompson
MOPanfisher Posted January 18, 2020 Posted January 18, 2020 Maybe she took the advice! 🤔 snagged in outlet 3 1
oneshot Posted January 18, 2020 Author Posted January 18, 2020 19 hours ago, fishinwrench said: Hmmm tough choice there. Do I want to house a pet nympho that I can't keep satisfied, or do I want Alice the live-in maid ? If nobody is getting any, INCLUDING ME, then she shouldn't make a sandwich for anybody else, and if she does, then by her standards she is cheating. What did she marry you for, the uncontrollable need to do more laundry ? Funny she left her husband on Friday hooked up with me the next Friday. My Ex was very good for 10 years. We got into Swinging and me working 7 days a week, Farming and wanting to go hunting I told her the Swinging had to go. She didn’t want to quit. This woman has been good other than the Sex thing. 16 years ago I had sex with her and she said she wasn’t wanting it so I figured I rapped her and never did that again. Oh I do my own cooking and laundry. oneshot
Gumboot Posted January 23, 2020 Posted January 23, 2020 Some real life lessons here: There are women out there that will clean up when you cook them dinner. (Gonna see how that works tonight) Don't swing, cause once you start swinging it's hard to quit...at least for her. Duh! Based on this thread, a good looking wife that cooks, enjoys sex, and is true, is an outlier. Learnin a lot here.
fishinwrench Posted January 23, 2020 Posted January 23, 2020 13 minutes ago, Gumboot said: Some real life lessons here: There are women out there that will clean up when you cook them dinner. (Gonna see how that works tonight) Don't swing, cause once you start swinging it's hard to quit...at least for her. Duh! Based on this thread, a good looking wife that cooks, enjoys sex, and is true, is an outlier. Learnin a lot here. Doesn't it piss you off that the truly good life lessons are never learned until you're too old to gain from them? Younger guys, listen to old men. Listen close!
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