I’m Bad

[oneshot]

Called my wife told her to bring the Maul and Chainsaw. She asked what I was doing?

Im going to cut Firewood. No you’re not. Our Son is going to cut it.

Well I mowed around the trees I have down. Oh he isn’t wanting to cut them. Why not they have been cut just over a year Solid and Seasoned?

Anyway I was told not to worry about it go in the house and sit down. In trouble again.

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[oneshot 1]

Done decided get all my Tools back and go. I'm tired of setting around. If I need help then call.

My Bad Arm I still have use from the Elbow down, just grab hold of Chainsaw and do most lifting with Good Arm. Driving I have to use my Good Arm to bring my Bad Arm up to do controls on that side. Most time better before I get going.

If I'm hunting let Bad Arm set on my Leg if I'm setting down, if standing grab ahold Forearm with my Bad Arm, push up with my Good Arm. If Fishing fight with my Good Arm, Reel with my Bad. Use Dip Net to get Fish with my Good Arm.

Running or Flying Game I know can be done but let it come later.

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[fishinwrench]

Sounds like good physical therapy to me.

[oneshot 1]

Son brought my Chainsaw home. Wanted to see if I could start it? Why not, started right up.

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[oneshot 1]

Went to the river caught couple more Trout and there was actually a Guy down there fishing for Suckers.

My wife decided we need a Fire tonight so I cut some wood. Have some but our Son cut it and it don't want to burn.

Went cut some more but I need either my Maul or Splitter. Found this Wood cutting is hard work. LOL

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[fishinwrench]

4 hours ago, oneshot 1 said:

Went to the river caught couple more Trout and there was actually a Guy down there fishing for Suckers.

Awe!  You made yourself a little sucker fishing buddy.   Awesome!  🤠🤠

[Terrierman]

6 hours ago, oneshot 1 said:

Went to the river caught couple more Trout and there was actually a Guy down there fishing for Suckers.

My wife decided we need a Fire tonight so I cut some wood. Have some but our Son cut it and it don't want to burn.

Went cut some more but I need either my Maul or Splitter. Found this Wood cutting is hard work. LOL

oneshot

That son of yours can't do anything right, even the wood he cuts won't burn. 😡 He needs to get a wife who can do stuff for you instead of him messing everything up.  Maybe you can work on that a while for him.

[fishinwrench]

8 minutes ago, Terrierman said:

That son of yours can't do anything right, even the wood he cuts won't burn.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😅😁😊 

That boy is as worthless as a white crayon.  

[Deadstream]

I have been biting my lip for weeks, looks like wrenches. Thanks for saying what I thought.  My Dad woulda .....

[oneshot 1]

14 hours ago, fishinwrench said:

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😅😁😊 

That boy is as worthless as a white crayon.  

Well he brought my Splitter back. I'll bet he was mad but why should he be?

Woke up last night cold. My wife tried using our Sons wood, it just wouldn't burn. I put some of mine in hour later Toasty.

Our Son is very smart on things he just don't want to do things ahead. I like having all our wood cut Winter before needed. We was cutting one place, Load for me load for him. Lasted 3 Loads each. I get my wood cut he comes over. I know where I can get Wood this Winter 😖 !!!! Say what I don't think so.

He didn't know how Good Suckers were until I fixed him a bunch.

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