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[oneshot]

Moved a Son next door that is Mentally Disabled. We know how to deal with this. He said he would help me out but he runs from work. Oh well.

Yesterday I was burning leaves he left because he couldn’t handle the smoke. This guy is on oxygen and a chain smoker.

He told my wife yesterday he is going to buy a house. She just asked him how he was going to make Down Payment and all? He hadn’t considered this. Later he came and asked my wife how much money he would need? She told him it all depends.

State has charge of him so I don’t think it will ever fly.

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[fishinwrench]

Usually it is the other way around.   People totally freak out and go into immediate respiratory distress if someone lights a cigarette....... But the same person will stand over a pile of burning trash or leaves all day long, and never have a problem with it.  🙄

[fishinwrench]

What I'm dying to see is a cop with a drug dog within a 1/2mile of a dispensary.

No! Heel! HEEL!!! 😂

[oneshot]

Son got mad because we won’t do stuff for him but we will for this other guy.

Did he ever take into consideration the other guy is always there?

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[oneshot]

21 hours ago, fishinwrench said:

What I'm dying to see is a cop with a drug dog within a 1/2mile of a dispensary.

No! Heel! HEEL!!! 😂

I heard they quit training with weed.

I had a Dog one time about have me in jail for ten years. They found who it belonged to. Talked with a Cop later said they was convinced it was mine.

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[Dutch]

3 hours ago, oneshot said:

I heard they quit training with weed.

I had a Dog one time about have me in jail for ten years. They found who it belonged to. Talked with a Cop later said they was convinced it was mine.

oneshot

That doesn’t make any sense.

[oneshot]

14 hours ago, Dutch said:

That doesn’t make any sense.

??? What don’t make sense? Drug Dog found a Roch Cops said they thought it was mine. They was going give 10 years.

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[fishinwrench]

The law was stalking a gal up the road from me, and one day I was headed to town for parts and she pulled onto the road behind me.   The deputies must have thought we were running a convoy because they pulled both of us over together.   He brings this shepherd over and has it jump up into the cab of my truck.  The dog starts snorting and carrying on....and the hotshot deputy gets all excited and tells me to put my hands on the tailgate and DON'T MOVE! Calls his buddy over to SECURE ME.  

After considerable shuffling around he says "Oh, ok, nevermind..... it's just a tater tot".     😂 

My daughter had dropped a tater tot from Sonic between the seats.     Puppy wanted a treat. 😊 

The gal behind me wasn't so lucky, they must have found something good in HER car because 30 minutes later her car was being loaded on a flat bed and she was nowhere to be seen.  

[Dutch]

6 hours ago, oneshot said:

??? What don’t make sense? Drug Dog found a Roch Cops said they thought it was mine. They was going give 10 years.

oneshot

Cops can not give you any time.  You have to be arrested then a prosecutor has to file charges.  After that you get a trial.  If they find you guilty then the judge sets your sentence.

[oneshot]

2 hours ago, Dutch said:

Cops can not give you any time.  You have to be arrested then a prosecutor has to file charges.  After that you get a trial.  If they find you guilty then the judge sets your sentence.

Long time ago and I know Cops can’t sentence me but if I had went to Court it would have been 10 years 

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