Monkeys are bad, really dangerous.

[BilletHead]

@fishinwrench,

   Turns out you are right. 😁

Monkey takes man down with Stone Cold Stunner after he threw rocks at his mates (msn.com)

 

[fishinwrench]

Some 3"mag loads of #4's is what you need for that group.  

[oneshot 1]

One time I had a Chimpanzees get ahold of me. Scared the something out of me. 

I was lucky its Caretaker was close by. 

I felt safer petting the Ford Cougar. 

oneshot 

[BilletHead]

4 hours ago, oneshot 1 said:

 

I felt safer petting the Ford Cougar. 

oneshot 

             Was she wearing leopard print shoes?

[fishinwrench]

When I was a kid my mom had an employee, Japanese immigrant, that would come by the house to visit occasionally, with her pet monkey, Bolo.  She really thought it was something special..... but I hated the stupid thing.   

I put an abrupt end to those "monkey visits" by ACCIDENTALLY letting my dad's bird dog in the house while they were there.  No more visits from Bolo after that!   👍 😁

[oneshot 1]

3 hours ago, fishinwrench said:

When I was a kid my mom had an employee, Japanese immigrant, that would come by the house to visit occasionally, with her pet monkey, Bolo.  She really thought it was something special..... but I hated the stupid thing.   

I put an abrupt end to those "monkey visits" by ACCIDENTALLY letting my dad's bird dog in the house while they were there.  No more visits from Bolo after that!   👍 😁

Had a Cambodian sell me Rabbit.  Heck I killed it and ate it. She got so mad.

I had a Korean friend that let's say too bony to the point they would hurt a person. 

oneshot 

[MoCarp]

On 9/18/2022 at 7:59 PM, BilletHead said:

@fishinwrench,

   Turns out you are right. 😁

Monkey takes man down with Stone Cold Stunner after he threw rocks at his mates (msn.com)

 

 

[oneshot 1]

On 9/19/2022 at 11:31 AM, BilletHead said:

             Was she wearing leopard print shoes?

Was at a party in KC they had the Cougars there.

oneshot 

[oneshot 1]

Must have made an impression. Had a cute Blonde call me wanting me to leave my wife and move in with her in Shawnee Mission. Said she would take care of me. 

oneshot 

[fishinwrench]

56 minutes ago, oneshot 1 said:

Must have made an impression. Had a cute Blonde call me wanting me to leave my wife and move in with her in Shawnee Mission. Said she would take care of me. 

oneshot 

Don't flatter yourself 🙄 

Let me tell you a little fact about ladeees, just in case you haven't already figured it out...... They only remain in THAT kinda mood for about 4 hours, and it's usually once every 2 months around the full moon if she's not being tended to by someone.    If you cared enough to keep a log book and study it you could actually compile a "Solunar Table" that would be far more accurate than the ones compiled for fishing success.  

It doesn't matter who's hanging around making her giggle during that 4-6 hour period of time.....Could be the man of her dreams, or it could be the face-tattooed trashman with rotten teeth...... but THAT is who is gonna be the one to get invited to the party.  Then a week later you're public enemy #1 unless she thinks that she can't do any better.