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"We have met the enemy and it is us",

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   If you compete with your fellow anglers, you become their competitor, If you help them you become their friend"

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    " Never display your knowledge, you only share it"

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         "Eat more bass and there will be more room for walleye to grow!"

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    " One thing in life is for sure. If you are careful you can straddle the barbed wire fence but make one mistake and you will be hurting"

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  P.S. "May your fences be short or hope you have long legs"

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4 hours ago, oneshot 1 said:

 

I felt safer petting the Ford Cougar. 

oneshot 

             Was she wearing leopard print shoes?

"We have met the enemy and it is us",

Pogo

   If you compete with your fellow anglers, you become their competitor, If you help them you become their friend"

Lefty Kreh

    " Never display your knowledge, you only share it"

Lefty Kreh

         "Eat more bass and there will be more room for walleye to grow!"

BilletHead

    " One thing in life is for sure. If you are careful you can straddle the barbed wire fence but make one mistake and you will be hurting"

BilletHead

  P.S. "May your fences be short or hope you have long legs"

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When I was a kid my mom had an employee, Japanese immigrant, that would come by the house to visit occasionally, with her pet monkey, Bolo.  She really thought it was something special..... but I hated the stupid thing.   

I put an abrupt end to those "monkey visits" by ACCIDENTALLY letting my dad's bird dog in the house while they were there.  No more visits from Bolo after that!   👍 😁

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3 hours ago, fishinwrench said:

When I was a kid my mom had an employee, Japanese immigrant, that would come by the house to visit occasionally, with her pet monkey, Bolo.  She really thought it was something special..... but I hated the stupid thing.   

I put an abrupt end to those "monkey visits" by ACCIDENTALLY letting my dad's bird dog in the house while they were there.  No more visits from Bolo after that!   👍 😁

Had a Cambodian sell me Rabbit.  Heck I killed it and ate it. She got so mad.

I had a Korean friend that let's say too bony to the point they would hurt a person. 

oneshot 

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56 minutes ago, oneshot 1 said:

Must have made an impression. Had a cute Blonde call me wanting me to leave my wife and move in with her in Shawnee Mission. Said she would take care of me. 

oneshot 

Don't flatter yourself 🙄 

Let me tell you a little fact about ladeees, just in case you haven't already figured it out...... They only remain in THAT kinda mood for about 4 hours, and it's usually once every 2 months around the full moon if she's not being tended to by someone.    If you cared enough to keep a log book and study it you could actually compile a "Solunar Table" that would be far more accurate than the ones compiled for fishing success.  

It doesn't matter who's hanging around making her giggle during that 4-6 hour period of time.....Could be the man of her dreams, or it could be the face-tattooed trashman with rotten teeth...... but THAT is who is gonna be the one to get invited to the party.  Then a week later you're public enemy #1 unless she thinks that she can't do any better.   

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