If You Don't Have It Say So

[oneshot 1]

12 hours ago, Terrierman said:

Bribe him.  With some of that weed you've been growing.

Won't work I think he has his own. 

Far as that goes I think my wife gave him a key. 

oneshot 

[Ketchup]

17 minutes ago, oneshot 1 said:

Won't work I think he has his own. 

Far as that goes I think my wife gave him a key. 

oneshot 

I’m telling you, your ONLY option is to send her over to the renter, put up a fence, and get ya a donkey. No peace with any other option. I don’t know where you live, but i can deliver the donkey to ya. 

[oneshot 1]

1 hour ago, Ketchup said:

I’m telling you, your ONLY option is to send her over to the renter, put up a fence, and get ya a donkey. No peace with any other option. I don’t know where you live, but i can deliver the donkey to ya. 

Got a Horse that I'm not allowed to ride. 

Renters are moving out the first. 

oneshot 

[fishinwrench]

16 minutes ago, oneshot 1 said:

Got a Horse that I'm not allowed to ride. 

Anything without a saddle on it is just another deer.    Shoot it & eat it !

[Ketchup]

1 hour ago, oneshot 1 said:

Got a Horse that I'm not allowed to ride. 

Renters are moving out the first. 

oneshot 

That’s because it’s to tall at your age. You need the donkey. Shorter so less distance to fall. 
 

Well, renter moving out makes this situation all the better. You can move over there yourself, as everything in your shared house belongs to your wife. This way there are no cameras, no women, and just one lonely donkey that will keep you warm at night. 

[fishinwrench]

3 hours ago, Ketchup said:

No women, and just one lonely donkey that will keep you warm at night. 

You know what the bible says about the comparison of horses and donkeys....

Ezekiel 23:20

[oneshot 1]

3 hours ago, Ketchup said:

That’s because it’s to tall at your age. You need the donkey. Shorter so less distance to fall. 
 

Well, renter moving out makes this situation all the better. You can move over there yourself, as everything in your shared house belongs to your wife. This way there are no cameras, no women, and just one lonely donkey that will keep you warm at night. 

HMM.  Fell off a Horse twice. 

Sleeping with a Donkey.  I slept with Cows. 

Can I have the Dog?

oneshot 

Have this until April or May. 

[Terrierman]

I think I may have gotten to the root of this problem.  Oneshot has totally knuckled under to you know who.  I am dismayed.

We've got a big bossy hen that now and again tries the rooster.  Doesn't go that well for her.  Oneshot, take note.

[Dutch]

My guess is,  if he messes with her she’ll slap a wild onion fart out of him sideways that will whistle like a freight train.

[oneshot 1]

Ah I like her driving she knows where we are going. 

We was going to our Daughters house.  I was turned around. I was off half the city of Springfield. 

I have a GPS. Sometimes it takes me a bit to figure it out. 

Maybe if I stop and think. No I would just be setting there thinking. 

oneshot