Dang Hillbilly

[oneshot 1]

Went open my Chickens up this morning. 

Sat down realized I forgot to put my shoes on. 

Thing is I didn't notice until I was back inside. 

Told my Son at least it wasn't my pants. 

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[oneshot 1]

Well now I'm to be checked over that I'm dressed before going out.

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[MOPanfisher]

I am thinking that instead if a tiny Pomeranian you need a dog big enough and trained to stop you from leaving the house. 

[oneshot 1]

1 hour ago, MOPanfisher said:

I am thinking that instead if a tiny Pomeranian you need a dog big enough and trained to stop you from leaving the house. 

Needing one to travel with. 

I had a Black and Tan Coon Hound one time. 

He had never seen me in uniform. I come in the house he had me by the throat.  Uh Rex it's Dad. Sorry!

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[Dutch]

So he didn’t recognize you in the orange jump suit?

[MOPanfisher]

Then train that furry rat to at least bring your shoes to you.

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2 hours ago, Dutch said:

So he didn’t recognize you in the orange jump suit?

He was staying at my Dad's, my Ex brought him to the house so I could take him to the Vet.

Guy offered to buy him for $1000 I wouldn't sell. One day all my Dogs were gone and this guy happened to have money for Down Payment on a house. 

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[Terrierman]

Friday morning here it was -11, wind about 30 MPH and maybe three inches of snow.  Must have been a lot nicer there for anybody to go outside barefoot and not even know it.

On 12/23/2022 at 6:10 PM, oneshot 1 said:

Went open my Chickens up this morning. 

Sat down realized I forgot to put my shoes on. 

Thing is I didn't notice until I was back inside. 

Told my Son at least it wasn't my pants. 

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[oneshot 1]

What's bad I didn't realize it until I sat in my recliner. 

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