Is it too early.....

[fishinwrench]

....to list all the things I hate about Christmas ? 🙄 

'cuz I really need to vent 🥴

[tjm]

It should only take one word if you just use "everything".  Short list. Move on to the next hateful day NYE and then NY. Do you have a huge "vent" emogi ? perhaps like a 20 story smoke stack?

Or Joe DiMaggio's wife in "The Seven Year Itch"? subway vent

[jdmidwest]

My wife would not let me play Christmas Music on Christmas Eve.  She works at Walmart and has been listening to it since Halloween.  Went into Wally yesterday and they had already puked out all of the Valentine crap on the shelves that housed the Christmas stuff on Sunday.

Ready,  set,   GO

[netboy]

 Maybe because Jesus was born that day????????????

[Mitch f]

As long as you don't go rippin on Jesus, go for it!

[Flysmallie]

3 hours ago, fishinwrench said:

 

'cuz I really need to vent 🥴

Just change your tampon and move on. 

[fishinwrench]

Leading up to Christmas Day everyone is prancing around like happy little angels.    All the 27 totes full of decorations come out of the attic, the yard ornaments get assembled, staked down, and plugged in, the tree gets decked out.... it's a process that takes over 2 weeks to complete.  

After Christmas everyone turns into angry asshats. While all of the "decorations" (now referred to as "Christmas $#!t") gets taken down, stuffed back into totes and carried back to the attic.   There's no LOVE apparent around here anymore.   Nobody is cooking because they've all burnt themselves out on preparing meals.....so you're on your own picking through left overs.   Nothing a guy can do brings a smile to anyone's face.   

Life sucks now, and it will continue to suck for at least another week probably.  And the worst part is that I personally funded all of this malarkey.  🙄 I want my money back !

 

1 hour ago, Mitch f said:

As long as you don't go rippin on Jesus, go for it!

Jesus who ? 😁

[Mitch f]

1 hour ago, fishinwrench said:

Leading up to Christmas Day everyone is prancing around like happy little angels.    All the 27 totes full of decorations come out of the attic, the yard ornaments get assembled, staked down, and plugged in, the tree gets decked out.... it's a process that takes over 2 weeks to complete.  

After Christmas everyone turns into angry asshats. While all of the "decorations" (now referred to as "Christmas $#!t") gets taken down, stuffed back into totes and carried back to the attic.   There's no LOVE apparent around here anymore.   Nobody is cooking because they've all burnt themselves out on preparing meals.....so you're on your own picking through left overs.   Nothing a guy can do brings a smile to anyone's face.   

Life sucks now, and it will continue to suck for at least another week probably.  And the worst part is that I personally funded all of this malarkey.  🙄 I want my money back !

 

Jesus who ? 😁

I’ll get you and Al converted before I end my life! 👌😂😉

[fishinwrench]

8 minutes ago, Mitch f said:

I’ll get you and Al converted before I end my life! 👌😂😉

Well according to you, your life is never-ending😉 

If that's what you want, then I hope you're right 👍  

[Mitch f]

What I hate about Christmas….

Buying presents for my daughters and have the presents returned in 2 days. I just give them cash now…screw it