Not Looking Good

[oneshot 1]

Told my wife Friday looks good for fishing. 

I'll probably be too busy until after the first of the year. 

What if I take myself? No!

It is right down the hill.  What if you fall in? I'll drown. No someone will pull me out. No they won't because no one will be there. 

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[Terrierman]

If you fall in, don't forget to stand up.

[fishinwrench]

2 hours ago, Terrierman said:

If you fall in, don't forget to stand up.

That was my immediate thought.    There is only 2 places on the Niangua between Bennett and Barclay where a 5'6" person can't stand with their head out of water. 

[oneshot 1]

14 hours ago, Terrierman said:

If you fall in, don't forget to stand up.

That is the problem I can't. 

I went to wash my hands one time in Pomme de Terre Lake and fell I had to have my wife get me out.

I have problems getting out of a Chair. This is why I can't go hunting by myself. 

I've thought couple times just get down I can get up.

One time we was on the road. Dad your going to have a problem, they have no Shower.

Im thinking I can get out of that Tub. I was going to lock the door but decided not to. First thing I found I couldn't wash my hair.  Had my wife wash it. Then realized I couldn't get out of the Tub. Had to have my son and another guy get me up. 

Another time I was needing to work under my Mower, pulled it up on Ramps. Thought I lay down I can use the Mower to pull myself up. Well found I couldn't. So called my son, he had his phone turned off.  So I hollerd until he heard me and got me up. 

I'm exercising trying to change things. 

 

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[oneshot 1]

Hate this time of year.  Go to put on a Jacket, pull the sleave up on my bad Arm with my good Arm and go to pull my sleave up on my good Arm, my sleave slides off my bad Arm. 

Toilets are fun. At the house I have a belt tied to a pull bar I can use to pull up but sometimes it might be a Door Knob.  If the pull bar is on the side of my bad Arm I have to turn around face the wall to pull up. 

I have no control over my peeing so if I have a pain it is too late because I go before I get up. Supposed to have my valve worked on next month. 

oneshot 

[snagged in outlet 3]

6 hours ago, oneshot 1 said:

Hate this time of year.  Go to put on a Jacket, pull the sleave up on my bad Arm with my good Arm and go to pull my sleave up on my good Arm, my sleave slides off my bad Arm. 

Toilets are fun. At the house I have a belt tied to a pull bar I can use to pull up but sometimes it might be a Door Knob.  If the pull bar is on the side of my bad Arm I have to turn around face the wall to pull up. 

I have no control over my peeing so if I have a pain it is too late because I go before I get up. Supposed to have my valve worked on next month. 

oneshot 

You gotta admit.    That sounds like a sketch or a bit a comic does😆.    

[oneshot 1]

25 minutes ago, snagged in outlet 3 said:

You gotta admit.    That sounds like a sketch or a bit a comic does😆.    

Long as I'm not dying it is kinda funny. 

oneshot 

[snagged in outlet 3]

1 hour ago, oneshot 1 said:

Long as I'm not dying it is kinda funny. 

oneshot 

Oh I know.   But it does sound like you’re doing a comedy act.   

[oneshot 1]

58 minutes ago, snagged in outlet 3 said:

Oh I know.   But it does sound like you’re doing a comedy act.   

Sometimes I do think.  Got down in the Greenhouse. 

Didn't have my phone, so I hollered and started throwing stuff at the window.  Thought about busting the window out. Uh it's almost zero out, not a good idea. 

Finally after hours I got up. Found my wife had gone to bed thinking I had come back in. 

So anymore I make sure she knows I'm leaving and where I'm going and I make sure she knows I come back. 

oneshot 

[Linhardt]

You might need to start carrying an Apple AirTag around your neck so if you do come up missing your wife will be able to track you down.