Big Funerals

[BilletHead]

         I was telling Pat about this thread. She hasn't been on here in a couple weeks. She told me when I kick the bucket, she is going to throw a big Party!  So, hear me out I'm going to fix her.   YOU ARE All invited! 😉 

[Quillback]

4 minutes ago, BilletHead said:

         I was telling Pat about this thread. She hasn't been on here in a couple weeks. She told me when I kick the bucket, she is going to throw a big Party!  So, hear me out I'm going to fix her.   YOU ARE All invited! 😉 

All that natural food you eat, you'll probably outlive us all.

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6 minutes ago, BilletHead said:

         I was telling Pat about this thread. She hasn't been on here in a couple weeks. She told me when I kick the bucket, she is going to throw a big Party!  So, hear me out I'm going to fix her.   YOU ARE All invited! 😉 

Better watch your back.   Sounds like she “really” wants a party😆

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2 minutes ago, Quillback said:

All that natural food you eat, you'll probably outlive us all.

Cows are natural.  Naturally delicious !

[Oneshot1]

2 hours ago, ness said:

There seems to be a trend toward not having funerals, at least among my family members and people I know. They are ridiculously expensive, as are cemetery plots. But, there is some very real value in the gathering, paying respects, reminiscing, reconnecting, etc. 

My Brother in Law his wife died. He told the Funeral Home he got $35,000 of Life Insurance.

Surprise , Surprise the Funeral cost $35,000.

She Committed Suicide day after Christmas. Coroner said she died of Heart Stoppage.

oneshot

[Oneshot1]

Me and my wife was talking people at least in our family don’t get together like we used to.

Every weekend we visited with Parents or Grandparents. Holidays we were with family.

We have been trying to bring it back by just having a Family Reunion.

My 3 boys don’t want anything to do with me because I left their mom 45 years ago. Step Daughter don’t want anything to do with us because we don’t have money. One Step Son thinks he is poor. One Son is Mentally off and one I didn’t die fast enough.

I remember partying all night and still going to work. Anymore kids are down for two days.

A person wanted to know what is wrong with our Son and Granddaughter neither want to work. Me and my wife are both Work Aholics.

oneshot