Big Funerals

[BilletHead]

         I was telling Pat about this thread. She hasn't been on here in a couple weeks. She told me when I kick the bucket, she is going to throw a big Party!  So, hear me out I'm going to fix her.   YOU ARE All invited! 😉 

[Quillback]

4 minutes ago, BilletHead said:

         I was telling Pat about this thread. She hasn't been on here in a couple weeks. She told me when I kick the bucket, she is going to throw a big Party!  So, hear me out I'm going to fix her.   YOU ARE All invited! 😉 

All that natural food you eat, you'll probably outlive us all.

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6 minutes ago, BilletHead said:

         I was telling Pat about this thread. She hasn't been on here in a couple weeks. She told me when I kick the bucket, she is going to throw a big Party!  So, hear me out I'm going to fix her.   YOU ARE All invited! 😉 

Better watch your back.   Sounds like she “really” wants a party😆

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2 minutes ago, Quillback said:

All that natural food you eat, you'll probably outlive us all.

Cows are natural.  Naturally delicious !

[Oneshot1]

2 hours ago, ness said:

There seems to be a trend toward not having funerals, at least among my family members and people I know. They are ridiculously expensive, as are cemetery plots. But, there is some very real value in the gathering, paying respects, reminiscing, reconnecting, etc. 

My Brother in Law his wife died. He told the Funeral Home he got $35,000 of Life Insurance.

Surprise , Surprise the Funeral cost $35,000.

She Committed Suicide day after Christmas. Coroner said she died of Heart Stoppage.

oneshot